The Absolute Worst Things About Working At Hollister

You thought you were so cool in high school for landing this job, but behind all of the abs and chiseled faces, Hollister is secretly hell on earth

Your friends and family all thought you were a model and teased you about it when you really worked in the back

literally stop

Speaking of models, you worked with these tools:

Which was a terrible self esteem killer

And you couldn't even touch them

Hollister had strange words for normal things, like "form" instead of mannequin

Or "scrunching" instead of cuffing sleeves.

Walking around Hollister is like navigating a dark, sweaty nightclub

Except you weren't drunk, you weren't having fun, and you couldn't hook up with the hot boys

Which you had to do in standard look policy flip-flops, all year round

Nothing says douche-bag better than wearing sandals in the winter.

Which means you did a lot of this

With a pile of freshly folded clothes, in front of the cute model you worked with

And you were constantly ironing/steaming

You were always in fear of being caught chewing gum

I lost my job for this reason

You had to tell customers that XL was just not a size Hollister believed in

Sorry, healthy sized individuals, this is not the store for you

This was what the Hollister signature Epic scent seemed like to you

And you could sense it a mile from the store as well

And your discount was only 20%

you couldn't even combine that with clearance items. #ugh

But your friends still thought you were cool for working there so