1.
“Wenger is a genius. To do that with his budget? Genius.”
2.
“I knew I should’ve made him my Fantasy Football captain!”
3.
“X hasn’t been playing very well, sure, but it’s what X’s signing represented…”
4.
“Yeah but if he was Spanish/Belgian/Italian everyone would be raving about him!”
5.
“Wait— did he just kiss his badge?”
6.
“I’d take winning the League Cup.”
7.
“I don’t care, get Wenger out.”
8.
“Him? Oh, this ref hates us.”
9.
“A foul?! Well let’s just go the whole way and make this a non-contact sport, then."
10.
“Because really, what’s so bad about 4-4-2? It’s… It just works, doesn’t it?”
11.
“Let’s see him try and do that on a cold Tuesday night against Stoke.”