Squeegees are for people too...
"You oil mine, I oil yours, we call it a deal?"
At least his wife's got a cool shirt.
Don't eat the baby sir!
Notice how the pool is virtually empty...
This should be illegal
Yes! Revel in the mediocre glory!
This is why you don't let Grandpa out of the house.
Yikes
Didn't make the cut on a "Welcome to Miami," greeting card.
I am so glad you exist speedo-mullet-man.
Ruins a vacation
Everyone has a friend like this...
Pondering life
I'm sorry if this is your Dad.
He thinks he's George of the Jungle
This dude is totally lost...
No one does it like the master!
Dreamboat
Cuz it's hard being the biggest hunk on the beach...
