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    9 Girl Phrases That Mean The Exact Opposite Of Their Dictionary Definitions

    Literally.

    Samantha Galasso
    by Samantha Galasso

    Community Contributor

    "I can't even."

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    I can totally even right now. I choose not to even out of principle, spite, frustration, or general laziness.

    "I'm over it."

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    I'm about to go on a 7,000 word rant about whatever I'm over. I'll move into Phase 2: "I'm done" next week if conditions hold steady.

    "I'm crying."

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    I'm actually laughing the normal amount a human being would laugh at a particular scenario but I've been exaggerating my level of amusement ever since "lmao" became a thing and y'know. Old habits.

    "Literally..."

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    Completely figuratively.

    "I'm dying."

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    I’m in no real mortal peril, but that cat video you sent me was pretty cute/that test I just took was bullshit/this day was long and I had to put on pants/(s)he texted me back OMG so excited/I’m kind of bored/I’m doing pretty much anything except facing gun point right now.

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    EXCEPTION: When describing the hangover from hell, dying is a very real word for all of humankind. 'Dying' is the "sometimes Y" of modern slang.

    "No offense..."

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    Every word that comes out of my mouth after this disclaimer will offend you. I'm aware. I'm going for it anyway.

    "Seriously."

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    Not seriously. Nothing about this matter is serious in the grand scheme of the word. But she really wore the same outfit as you? What an asshole.

    "Let's be honest."

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    I'm about to judge the shit out of you based on an opinion I've already formed prior to this moment that may or may not be factual depending on how I feel right now. This will probably be a remark that speaks to your overall character and no, you can't argue with me on it because I'm being honest.

    "Stop."

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    Keep going. The longer I want you to continue this story/compliment, the more 'o's or 'ah's I will insert into this word.

    Bonus round for the Southern Belles: "Bless Your Heart."

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    Go fuck yourself.

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