I am basically a giantI mean, I am above averageI am pretty much averageI am kind of shortLet's just say I am fun sized, OK?With or without my shoes on?It doesn't matter, because I'll kick your ass anyway!
Yes, once. But I was just a dumb kidNot going to lie, there was a time there...It's called kleptomania and it's a serious problem, ok?Never, because stealing is wrong!No, but mainly because I am afraid of being caughtYeah, I steal all the time! So what?Yes, but it was an accident. I genuinely forgot to pay.
Making sure nobody is hitting on baeHaving a deep conversation with someone I just metKicking a football around with the guysJust chilling on the couch with a brewRaiding the stock to mix up some badass cocktailsFlitting from group to group, making sure everyone is having a good timeJust follow the sound of the guitar. I'm that guy!
Meat is food. Food is meat. That's it.How can anyone turn down a big, juicy steak?One word. Bacon.I am a strict herbivore, and I get creative with my cooking to supplement my diet.I'm an omnomnomivore!I f*cking hate vegans!I don't really eat a lot of meat, but I'm not a strict vegetarian
Beyonce. Obvs.Kanye WestVia genius.comMirror Diaries - it's ok if you haven't heard of them... they're pretty obscure.Metallica - f*ck yeah!Whoever is performing in my city next. I'm happy to hear someone new.AC/DC - For those about to rock, we salute you!Ohh... the bands I like are too old and some members are dead, so...
The fault in our stars - John GreenWar & Peace - Leo TolstoyThe Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. TolkienReading is for nerds!Eh, I really am too busy to readThe autobiography of someone I admireHarry Potter. Again.
We Know Which Dinosaur You Were In A Previous Life
You are loud, and you are proud of it. You dominate conversations, people, rooms... everything! You put the Rex in T-Rex!
You're classic, everyone knows you and they can tell who you are just by looking at you. You don't deviate too far from the mainstream. You're friendly and most people like you, but maybe try expanding your interests?
You're smart, but you're not a jerk about it. People respect you for your intelligence and love you for your sense of adventure.
You're kind of a meat head - an angry meat head. You're tough, we get it. Now chill out, dude.
You're larger than life. You're fun, and easygoing. People always like you, because you're genuine. But be careful people are not taking advantage of your gentle nature!
You like to have fun, and nothing will stop you from living your life. You're chill about who you are and nobody will change that. Keep doing you.
You're cool. So cool. Painfully cool. It's obvious just by looking at you that you're cool. And if somehow it's not, you'll make sure everyone knows you're cool anyway.