15 Hilarious Couple Halloween Costumes You Can Get On Amazon
Two is better than one.
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1. Soap and loofah for cleaning up your dirty Halloween shenanigans.

Not those shenanigans 😉 .
Price: $59.95 Sizes: one size
2. Tacky travelers you won't have to travel farther than a click on a link to get.

3. A lug and socket pairing. It'll definitely make Halloween with your significant other litttttt. 🔥

Promising Review: "This was a fun costume! Easy to wear – the fit of the socket dress was perfect, like a tunic. I wore leggings under it. The plug part, as other reviewers said, needed a little help. I put some foam in the front, and cut cardboard, and taped it onto the sides so they stood up better. Otherwise, it didn't look like a plug at all. Once I did that, it was good. My husband isn't into Halloween so this was an easy costume for him. A black shirt and jeans looked perfect! Everyone loved it!!!" —DeannaG
Price: $31.31 Sizes: one size
4. Peanut butter and jelly for a nutty good time.

5. King and Queen of Hearts because you know you're the king and/or queen of your significant other's heart so this will be fitting.

Promising Review: "These costumes were really great. They were very comfortable and we got a lot of compliments. We painted our faces as skeletons and wore crowns." —Julie Scott
Price: $32.60+ Sizes: one size
6. Milk and cookies to make your spooky festivities a tad ~sweeter.~

Price: $34.99 Sizes: one size
7. Alex and Piper costumes sure to help you and your loved one become the winners of Litchfield, or the costume party.

8. A toothfairy and a tooth so you can shine brighter than some beautiful pearly whites.

Price: $50.18 Sizes: one size
9. Popeye and Olive Oyl because every couple should dress as this famous pairing at least once. Don't forget the spinach!

10. Hot dog and bun for those who don't want a couple costume unless it's got buns, hun.

Price: $37.49+ Sizes: one size
11. Adam and Eve — it'll definitely get you the most original costume award.

Price: $23.40 Sizes: one size
12. Wine and cheese sure to have you saying "yes, please."

Promising Review: "Lightweight and easy to wear. The life of the party! Put some newspaper or stuffing in the top of the bottle to make it stand up." —GymMom2CAG
Price: $44.95+ Sizes: one size
13. Puzzle pieces so everyone knows you two fit like two pieces of a puzzle.

Price: $28.15 Sizes: one size
14. Fred and Wilma Flintstone to send you back in time to the Stone Age.
15. Bacon and eggs for those who know breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and Halloween is the most important day of the year.

Price: $32.57 Sizes: one size
So, whatcha going to be?
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.