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1. Soap and loofah for cleaning up your dirty Halloween shenanigans.
2. Tacky travelers you won't have to travel farther than a click on a link to get.
3. A lug and socket pairing. It'll definitely make Halloween with your significant other litttttt. 🔥
4. Peanut butter and jelly for a nutty good time.
5. King and Queen of Hearts because you know you're the king and/or queen of your significant other's heart so this will be fitting.
6. Milk and cookies to make your spooky festivities a tad ~sweeter.~
7. Alex and Piper costumes sure to help you and your loved one become the winners of Litchfield, or the costume party.
8. A toothfairy and a tooth so you can shine brighter than some beautiful pearly whites.
10. Hot dog and bun for those who don't want a couple costume unless it's got buns, hun.
11. Adam and Eve — it'll definitely get you the most original costume award.
12. Wine and cheese sure to have you saying "yes, please."
13. Puzzle pieces so everyone knows you two fit like two pieces of a puzzle.
15. Bacon and eggs for those who know breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and Halloween is the most important day of the year.
So, whatcha going to be?
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