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1. A supercharged wand massager for those who are extra particular about power levels and speeds.
2. A clitoral stimulator to please your parts.
3. A strap-on that'll definitely harness a good time between you and your partner.
4. A vibrating ring for helping anyone with a penis achieve maximum stimulation through gentle pressure.
Get it from Amazon for $72.97 (originally $119).
5. A squirting dildo with "jizzle juice" to put all of your other sex toys to shame.
6. A silicone strap-on dildo that'll please both the wearer and their partner.
Promising review: "I probably would have paid twice as much for this, honestly. It's like the holy grail for lesbian sex. I did have a little trouble keeping it on without a harness, but my girlfriend seemed to be just fine, (note: I've given birth, she hasn't). The size is great — I was worried it would be too big for her but it ended up being perfect. Don't waste your money on more expensive versions, just buy this!" —Psycler
Get it from Amazon for $23.94 (originally $39.95, available in two styles).
7. A prostate stimulator absolutely perfect for beginners.
Get it from Babeland for $53.30 (originally $79).
8. A six-pack of male egg masturbators to provide variety and bring on-the-go because you never know when you're gonna need them.
Promising review: "I purchased these for my husband as an Easter gift, (eggs, get it?), and he definitely enjoys them. They are very stretchy, but durable. They can be washed and used again several times. We've had one set for over a year and I think he's only opened two eggs. (He doesn't always use them.) So I think it's a good price even though these are meant to be disposable. It was worth it just to see his face when he opened them!" —JD
Get them from Amazon for $31.22 (originally $37.62).
9. A powerful vibrator that'll make an awesome addition to your rotation of sex toy faves – the only way of finding out is trying it for yourself.
Promising review: "I have absolutely loved my Alice! She has helped me many times and it has been a great experience about 90% of the time. There have been only one or two times I was't able to achieve orgasm, but I don't think that's Alice's fault. She is wonderful and easy to use and just plain pretty!" —Miranda
Get it from Amazon for $44.99 (originally $99.99, available in two colors).
10. A dildo for anyone who has refused toys for not being realistic enough, you have no excuses now.
11. A stroker made of Cyberskin material and a ribbed interior to ensure total enjoyment with each thrust.
Get it from Adam & Eve for $19.98 (originally $39.95).
12. A compact wand massager that'll bring you the same amazing feelings that it's brought the 2,500+ reviewers.
Promising review: "Powerful and small. Comes with a little cloth drawstring pouch. The hidden charge port is a nice feature. Feels pretty durable. There are a ton of speeds and pulse settings. If you're not careful, you'll buzz yourself into another dimension with this thing." —Morgan Dean
Get it from Amazon for $29.95 (originally $52, available in three colors).
13. A vibrator with 30 speeds for people whose wants and needs vary during their "alone" time.
Get it from OpenSky for $45 (originally $88).
14. A penis head bullet teaser to deliver indescribable feelings just at the tip of immense pleasure.
15. A gift set with two massagers and a water-based lubricant that'll sure delight your favorite human with a vagina.
16. A sweet lips stroker for those who want something realistic-looking without compromising an ounce of pleasure, plus it includes water-based lubricant.
Get it from Adam & Eve for $14.97 (originally $24.95).
17. A rotating massager to stimulate both the prostate and perineum at the same time with immensely strong speeds.
18. A personal lube silicone lubricant that'll aid in both your sexcapades and sex toy-capades, lol.
Promising review: "My first time using silicone and this is great! It didn't give me a sticky feeling after at all! It actually felt kinda moisturizing. I always used water-based but this is so much better and it lasts really long without getting that weird dry, sticky feeling during intercourse." —Markysgin
Get it from Amazon for $9.89 (originally $13.99).
19. A Fifty Shades Darker–inspired vibrator for sex toy beginners, those who are a fan of the franchise, or anyone who just wants a good fucking orgasm aka EVERYONE.
Get it from Babeland for $71.20 (originally $89).
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