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1.A tee for shakin' what your mama gave ya... like, hmmm, a POLAROID PICTURE!!
2.A alien crop you can rely on as a truly out-of-this world top. It can be worn with high-waisted skirts, jeans, leggings, and pretty much any other bottom you're feeling on a given day.
3.A T-shirt (or four, hehe) to rep your Harry Potter house loud and proud — or to be supportive of your magical friends the sorting hat placed in other houses.
4.A T-shirt that'll accurately reflect your probably super exhausted state of being — but, like, at least your eyelashes are hella long and your lips are supes pink.
5.A T-shirt to send the grudge-holders and MSG-lovers in your life a loud and clear message.
6.A tee for channeling your inner Chuckie Finster. All you need now are green shorts, purple square frame glasses, and ginger hair.
7.A shirt that'll get any outer space geek hella excited. Seriously, you might not ever take this off and I can't say I blame you!
8.A shirt to rep only the most delicious Diet Coke flavor in the entire world. Don't @ me on this one.
9.A shirt to make you so happy because it's SO comfy, in spite of the fact that it's STILL a weekday.
10.A top you can make a real statement while wearing. We stan a legend who makes fashion choices that educate the general public, AKA you, YOU ARE THE LEGEND!
11.A tee for being 100% transparent about your current state of being. Hopefully people have an egg and cheese sandwich handy and their voices low...just for you.
12.A T-shirt with a super trendy mesh V-neck to bring out your inner rockstar in a damn adorable way.
13.A shirt that'll make a very appropriate purchase if you're anything like me and put Heinz ketchup on literally any- and everything.
14.A striped crop to count add in to your regular rotation because it's hella simple and easily paired with an array of high-waisted bottoms.
15.A shirt for easily turning down those plans you "sooo wish" you could tend to. But, lol, let's be real: why put on real clothes and associate with people when you could stay in your pajamas and snuggle with your fluffernutterkittycatmushybaby?!
16.A shirt that comes with a mini amp so you can literally play the guitar on your shirt. Go ahead, order it. We know you're curious now.
17.A top to make sure those around you know you're a cute and simple bean who just has two small but very important requests in this life. Is it so hard to adhere to, damnit?!
18.A tee for those who know that Netflix and chill is cool, but eggs benedict and mimosas are literally the ONLY thing better than watching Queer Eye an 80th time.
19.A shirt that'll make a bajillion and one people stop to tell you how much they adore your top. I mean come on people, it's a PUG DABBING. ALL OTHER CLOTHING ITEMS ARE CANCELLED.
20.A top you can pair with some jeans or leggings, a cardigan, and some boots. OMG, what do we have here? A gorgine fall outfit? YASSS HUNNIE!
21.A shirt that'll show off just how damn woke you are — hello people, it's 2018, we are all humans, we all deserve equality, we should all just love each other and cut the hate. Thank you for coming to my lecture.
22.A T-shirt to make a nice and simple request, because honestly when it comes to wine, this is as nice as you can possibly be with your requests. Next step up is literally ripping the bottle out of someone's hands, which is also acceptable FYI.
23.A tee for expressing your savage AF side on the front, while revealing YOUR EVEN MORE SAVAGE SIDE ON THE BACK! LIKE LOOK AT THE CUTOUTS! DAMN BOO, WERK IT.
24.A T-shirt to ensure you always have a trendy band top in your closet, because everyone should — AND BLOCK OUT THE HATERS WHO SAY YOU CAN'T OWN A BAND SHIRT OF A BAND YOU DON'T LISTEN TO.
25.A top you can strut around in. I say strut around because really it's the only acceptable way of showing off the loud and clear message of this tee.
26.A T-shirt to ensure everyone knows us layteas have each other's backs no matter what. Get it? Got it? Good!
27.A tee for expressing your need for more coffee, which is always needed, BTW — I type this as I finish my third cup of the day, and probably not my last.
28.A top you can spread Yoda positivity with — don't worry, people can't actually pull the tabs off your shirt, although it'd be an interesting concept if they could.
29.A shirt that'll tell the fella over there with the hella good hair, no mistletoe, or any Christmas decor at all is needed to 💋.
31.A tee for repping only the BEST decade to be born in (sorry everyone else, but us '90s babes are the shit). Bonus points, if you're a 1994 baby like me!!!
32.A T-shirt to show off the greatest page out of a yearbook ever — how come my classmates weren't Disney princesses?! 😢
33.A tee to bring back what was the most important and iconic aspect of the latter half of the '90s. No other film can even come close.
34.A shirt that'll provide some positive affirmation not only to you, but those around you, too!
35.A top you can save for days when you're really not feeling like any sort of human interaction whatsoever.
36.A tee for stating a simple, yet very important fact about yourself. Anyone who tries telling you "Wine isn't a color," should be re-evaluated. Seriously, you don't need that kinda negativity in your life.
37.A T-shirt to challenge those around you to turn your frown upside down — think they can handle it?
50.A shirt that any Disney fan will be adding to their cart. When I write "Disney fan," I am 100% referring to myself, because I love Disney more than I love anything else and I think you all should too, thank you.
51.A tee for listing a few of the things you're "pro" for. Yeah, sure there are more, but these are just the top three.