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    This Coloring Book Is Full Of Curse Words And Phrases And Honestly It's The Best

    Hell yeah.

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    So by now I'm sure you know about (or maybe even own) adult coloring books! They're usually filled with exquisite, beautiful prints and they're aimed at helping people de-stress from the pressures of adulting and the real world in general. Coloring is no longer just for the kiddos.

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    If you're someone who loves coloring — and also loves COLORFUL LANGUAGE — then let me introduce you to this spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before coloring book: Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book.

    I mean, think about it: The time when you're most likely to reach for a coloring book is when you're stressed out or frustrated, and just wanna give a big-fuck you to the universe. Imagine how amazing it would be to pick up a coloring book that says "Eat a god damn bag of dicks" when you're feeling hella mad at someone.

    Maybe you're just having one of those days when your roommate or a family member won't leave you alone...this "Get the hell out" page shares your anger.

    Or maybe everyone around you is being, like, extra clueless about everything today, and you have zero patience to deal with the human species as a whole. This "Seriously, bitch?" page can relate.

    And I'm not being dramatic about how great this coloring book is. Over 1,300 people on Amazon agree with me! Look at that shiny 4.5-star rating and that gorgeous A it gets on Fakespot (a site that tells you whether reviews are legit or not).

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    But don't just take it from me. Take it from this reviewer who was having a really awful day and needed some much needed color therapy.

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    "This coloring book arrived on a day that I spent $200 to replace a tooth I lost while eating a Sour Patch Kid. With period hormones raging and the inability to chew solid foods at the ripe old age of 26, there was something so soothing about coloring in, (and adding to my arsenal of swears,) the word 'cuntmuffin.' This coloring book is the definition of clutch. Also, it's adorable." —DKBisMe

    And for reference...

    Meanwhile, this parent loves de-stressing from the daunting task of, well, parenting, with these amazing pages.

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    "Love this book!!!! I have two boys ages, 4 and 6, and I found this extremely cathartic when I needed to get out of my head or get back in it, depending on the day. Really brings you back to your roots so to speak. 🙏🙏🙏" —Edward L Hyman

    And this person has one simple sentiment about this book. Sometimes it's hard to find words when the thing you love so much leaves you speechless.

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    "I LOVE IT!!" —Amazon Customer

    So if you're ready to forget all of the fucked-up shit in the world for just a bit and clear your head for a little, you can get this coloring book from Amazon for $5.99. Trust me, the laughs you'll get out of this will be priceless.

    HAPPY COLORING, BBS!!

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