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1. A book with ~colorful language~ for days you need to sit alone in a corner and cope.
2. A punny patch so any outfit ends with a *kicker*.
3. A sly pillow because cursing sounds refined in French.
4. A devious paperweight to hold down any rising urges to drop some bombs.
5. Some stern coasters in case you have some sloppy guests.
6. Some ballsy balloons that don't deflate at poor language.
7. A dainty ring with a strong message so your potty mouth can complement your manicure.
8. A work of art to use as a suitable greeting in your entryway.
9. A subtle message on a T-shirt that can't be missed.
10. A handy jewelry dish so all your expletives are cheery, not distressed.
11. A blasphemous guide for expressing yourself around the world.
12. A heartfelt message to put on a loved one's cake.
13. A motivational notepad for only the most chipper employee.
14. A blunt banner featuring your favorite emoji.
15. A curt cookbook that'll tell you to eat some goddamn vegetables for once.
16. A devious declaration for cutting the small talk.
17. A determined duffle so you can at least *pretend* to be serious at the gym.
18. A likely direct quote of how you list your groceries.
19. A tenacious tweezer anyone with literally any amount of hair will appreciate.
20. A cozy sweatshirt for people who take the art of laziness very seriously.
21. Some empowering stackable rings, because some labels are worth living up to.
22. A hydrating spray with rose water and aloe, because your signature scent should speak your language.
23. A corrupted take on the childhood classic—it doesn't exactly tell you to rise and shine.
24. A rowdy rolling pin so you can guarantee truly ~fresh~ cookies.
25. An honest T-shirt for brave souls who would actually wear it to work.
26. A rebellious tote that's really raisin the bar for others.
27. Some passive aggressive pencils so you can put your feelings into writing.
28. A swearing sloth who wants you to use this journal and get your life together, already.
Life will never be able to bleep us out.
