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Chicken Fingers Are Better Than Mozzarella Sticks And That's That

Setting the record straight once and for all.

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Hello, world. Recently, my co-worker and friend expressed his passion about mozzarella sticks being better than chicken fingers in this post.

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I, too, enjoy eating fried cheese, and I respect his opinion. But, let me be 100% clear: He is wrong.

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Chicken fingers, are without a doubt, far superior to mozzarella sticks.

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No one holds a candle to you, BB.

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First off, mozzarella sticks are a hazard to your health and safety.

Ya, no thank you.
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Ya, no thank you.

They are nightmares.

Would a chicken finger do that? Doubt it, because chicken fingers love you.

Another problem I have with mozzarella sticks is the limited options for dipping sauces. I mean, there's marinara sauce, but that's about it.

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With chicken fingers, the condiment options are virtually endless. First, you have ketchup — a staple when eating chicken fingers. And that's only the beginning.

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There's BBQ sauce, buffalo sauce, sweet n sour, honey mustard, regular mustard, ranch dressing, bleu cheese dressing; you name it, you can dip a chicken finger into it.

Some people have said that mozzarella sticks don't disappoint, but here's evidence that the lil' shits do.

They're just really rude and offensive, TBH.

A chicken finger will NEVER wrong you like that.

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Wanna know what else is nice about chicken fingers? They give you the perfect excuse to order french fries.

Not that you need an excuse, though.
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Not that you need an excuse, though.

Ever notice how mozzarella sticks are always either on the appetizer page or the kids' menu? That’s because they’re just not good enough.

That’s not the case with chicken fingers, though. People young and old enjoy chicken fingers and french fries as a meal. Chicken fingers are timeless.

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And how about the fact that an entire fast food chain exists just to pay homage to chicken fingers and all crispy chicken for that matter?

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Actually, make that multiple fast food chains.

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LMK when there's a chain devoted to mozzarella sticks, alright?

So, next time you're craving something fried and delicious, you could go with mozzarellUGH sticks, or you could eat the most majestic food ever created.

Thank you for all you do, bae.

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