22 Things You’ll Understand If You’re Dating Someone With One Leg

    Who wouldn't want to date someone who is part robot?

    1. People will be weirdly inquisitive.

    2. But you'll just use that as an excuse to brag about your bae.

    3. And anyway, weird questions can be fun when your S.O. has a great sense of humour.

    4. Footsie in bed is slightly different.

    5. And spooning is far more comfortable.

    6. But you have to be careful when play-fighting.

    7. There will be some leg-related accidents.

    8. Your bae will use any excuse to show off their physical capabilities.

    9. But they'll also use it as an excuse to be waited on.

    10. You will have been recommended every film that includes a leg amputee.

    11. But it's the films involving zombies and war that really catch your eye.

    12. You'll discover new things, like leg art...

    13. ...and the "amputee hierarchy".

    14. Fancy dress will step up to a whole new level.

    15. Rollercoasters will become the best thing ever...

    16. ...and the worst.

    17. Because some people assume prosthetic legs look like this.

    18. But actually they're more like this.

    19. You'll start to hate things for your other half, like airport security...

    20. ...and phantom pain.

    21. On the plus side, prosthetic legs are an all-purpose limb.

    22. And at the end of the day, you both know having one leg is seriously badass.