The 25 Guys You Meet On Tinder

We've all heard of the newest dating app sensation. It's a great way to see what kind of fish are out in the sea. Let's take a look at who you may be lucky enough to match with, shall we? Keep in mind these are all ACTUAL guys who came up on my Tinder account.

The guy who just wants you to be happy, and can tell you in multiple languages.

The guy who's ready to protect you at any given moment.

The guy who's just lookin' for a companion to play board games with, since his wife clearly won't.

The guy who sure know's how to sell himself...

The guy who's go Mo problems than most others.

The guy who's intentions are questionable.

The guy who just wants to shine.

The guy who's a liar. What else would a guy use this app for?

The comedian.

The guy who muststache you a question.

Cause let's be real, who doesn't love a sweet stache.

The guy who was Lorde's muse, and is stuck in 2006. #Myspace

The guy who knows how to work what his mama gave him.

The guy who leaves you jealous because you can't occasionally turn into a penguin.

The guy who's Jedi mind tricks MIGHT just work.

The guy who will turn your black heart blacker.

The guy who puts out the fire before it's even started.

The bouncer who's a lover, a fighter, and has a name remarkably close to vanilla

The guy you REALLY don't want to piss off.

The guy who's a fan of sharpies.

The guy who's too chicken to talk to you ;)

The guy who will make you question if he's shooting blanks.

The awkward moment when he's your fifth....

The guy who kidnaps animals, then uses it as a pick up line. Not cool dude.

The guy who's the master of photoshop and hashtagging.

The guy who's so humble it hurts.

And there you have it ladies and gentlemen, the 25 prize winning guys you can take home to meet the parents. Thank you Tinder.