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Form meets function. Blacksmithing reaches its utter zenith.
Form meets function. Blacksmithing reaches its utter zenith.
At least to Jermain Dupree she is. Permanently. I know this isn't 1996 and we aren't all still listening to The Velvet Rope in our Discmen, but this requires some serious WTF.
Is it weird that I'm more excited by this Bento box than by the movie?
A recent analysis of teeth from collections in Mexico's National Institute of Anthropology and History proves the lengths that some people will go to for a smile that sparkles. Native American dentists used stone drills in combination with "some type of [herb based] anesthetic" to bedazzle their patients' pearly whites with gems. Sissies these guys were not.
I'm no advertising expert, but could the people at Schick be a little more specific about what exactly this product should be used for? I watch this commercial, and I'm totally lost. Though I do have the vague sense that a line has been crossed.
Gibson the Great Dane had to have his right front paw amputated in order to prevent the spread of bone cancer. On the bright side, the amputation gives Gibson a 95% greater chance of survival, PLUS his Guinness World Record holding 7 ft. height wasn't affected by the operation. Whew!
Because having a stroke is like having a fire. In your brain. I know it's not OK to laugh at stroke victims, but it's OK to laugh at actors in commercials who you know aren't actually having a stroke, right? And the unnecessarily close-to-the-face camera shots used to capture their every facial movement?
According to a study from University of Virginia, viewing very cute images as opposed to slightly cute images "led to superior performance on a subsequent fine-motor dexterity task (the children's game 'Operation')" in the participants. As if I needed another reason to look at cute animals for hours at a time. If this is true, I want you all to know that my very own private neurosurgery practice will be taking appointments within the week.
No, that's not gay. Totally fine.
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