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oh to be a tiny lizard licking an orange.
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Did someone order a goodboye sandwhich?
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oh to be a capybara surrounded by other capybaras taking a yuzu hot bath in the winter
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WHAT THE FUCK I WASNT READY FOR THIS OMFG JENNIFER ANISTON AND BRAD PITT WHAT THE
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When your not old enough to get on a roller coaster 🎢👨👧💓
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good news yall https://t.co/yK8tXehmsW
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i started to cry he’s just so small and the pillow is@so large... and he’s so inspired ...
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*opening a can of tuna* Cat: Oh my GOD Me: No- Cat: SECOND dinner?? Me: No, this is m- *taps me with her paw* Cat: Father you have provided SeA MEaT Me: Please stop *jumps up on the counter* Me: Jesus christ Cat: I am BLESSED dad holy fUCK Me: Please don't- Cat: MEEOOOOOOOOOO
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Lmao why have Zara decided to model jeans like this
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they’re in a group chat 📱🐛 📱🦐 📱🦕 📱🐢 🐌📱
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me trying to carry the conversation with a dry texter
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I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with everyone. She handed out ice cream to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 15 years later I still think about it
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I just left the gym and a guy in the parking lot yelled “damn you must be heavy set!” so feeling powerful and also annoyed i said “go fuck yourself” and he said “alright go to hell then” and it just dawned on me that he actually said “heaven sent” but whatever whats done is done
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i bought a fern that was simply described as “large” and i did not know what the fuck i was getting myself into
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