1. Where did his mum go?
2. Her reply slays my whole life.
3. Promiscuous emoji indeed.
4. My cat, too, loves to text people to compliment them on their boobs.
5. Three strikes and you're out.
6. This is why people prefer dogs over cats.
7. MILK TANKS.
8. "Fishing" would suffice, really.
9. Your personality is vile, boy.
10. This confession.
11. Father said no!
12. He's not even sure which line he wants to use.
13. I know, I'm hot. You just said so.
14. Because I look healthy? Thanks.
15. We get it, you vape.
16. Is this supposed to be appealing?
17. I'm more of a staying away from you enthusiast, honestly.
18. So, you're trying to kill me?
19. Please stop x
20. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER REFERENCE FOR THIS SHIT.
21. Tell him: Boy, bye.
22. Let's talk about the EU Referendum then.
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