This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jun 24, 201622 Texts From Straight Boys That Will Make You Cringe"That was my cat."by Salsabilla Ervie HasinaCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Where did his mum go? View this post on Via straightwhiteboystexting.org 2. Her reply slays my whole life. View this post on Via straightwhiteboystexting.org 3. Promiscuous emoji indeed. View this post on Via straightwhiteboystexting.org 4. My cat, too, loves to text people to compliment them on their boobs. View this post on Via straightwhiteboystexting.org 5. Three strikes and you're out. View this post on Via straightwhiteboystexting.org 6. This is why people prefer dogs over cats. View this post on 7. MILK TANKS. View this post on 8. "Fishing" would suffice, really. View this post on 9. Your personality is vile, boy. View this post on 10. This confession. View this post on 11. Father said no! View this post on 12. He's not even sure which line he wants to use. View this post on 13. I know, I'm hot. You just said so. View this post on 14. Because I look healthy? Thanks. View this post on 15. We get it, you vape. View this post on 16. Is this supposed to be appealing? View this post on 17. I'm more of a staying away from you enthusiast, honestly. View this post on 18. So, you're trying to kill me? View this post on 19. Please stop x View this post on 20. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER REFERENCE FOR THIS SHIT. View this post on 21. Tell him: Boy, bye. View this post on 22. Let's talk about the EU Referendum then. View this post on