How Would You Eat 4,500 Calories On Thanksgiving?

Honestly every option is a win.

The average American eats about 4,500 calories on Thanksgiving.

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According to a commonly cited statistic, the average Thanksgiving meal itself is about 3,000 calories (according to the Calorie Control Council, which, granted, is an association that represents the low-calorie food and beverage industry). They say that once you factor in appetizers, drinks, the nibbling that happens during cooking and cleanup, and any other meals that day, you're looking at about 4,500 calories total.

So, the question is: How would you eat those 4,500 calories?

Do you start the day with breakfast as usual or do you have a super big breakfast because, hey, it's just a day to go to town food-wise? Or maybe you snack like a champ till it's time to tuck into the main meal?

Choose your own food adventure below!

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BTW, here's some fine print:
• The calorie counts are estimates.
• Assume that condiments like butter and olive oil are included.
• Nutrition info is taken from the USDA Food Composition Database and from the following brand websites and products: Kerrygold, Nabisco, Ben & Jerry's, Boar's Head, Starbucks, Nature's Valley, Quaker, DeLallo, Bruce's Yams, Pillsbury, Chef Pierre's, Tofurky, Simply Potatoes, IHOP.