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21 Dream Food Pyramids That Will Truly Inspire You

If a pyramid made of pasta is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

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We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to describe their dream food pyramids.

And btw, a dream food pyramid is how you wish you could structure your diet in a magical world where french fries are packed with nutrients and food with a ton of sugar isn't all that big of a deal.

Here's what they came up with:

1. This heavenly mix of fast food and snacks, to be washed down with flavored booze:

Lixia Guo / BuzzFeed News

"Copious amounts of Fireball, cheeseburgers, tacos, mini muffins, hot fries, and Slim Jims."

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2. This savory dream come true:

Lixia Guo / BuzzFeed News

"My dream food pyramid:

1st: Endless supplies of cheese pizza

2nd: Flamin' Hot Cheetos

3rd: Chicken dumplings

4th: Hot spicy chicken wings

5th: Coca-Cola

6th: Ramen noodles"

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4. This Elf-inspired dentist's nightmare:

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"I try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup."

—Mariah Startzman, Facebook

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8. This bi-level beauty that manages to capture the best things in life:

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"The bottom would consist of pizza, chocolate chip pancakes, and cereal. The rest of it? Ice cream, Jolly Ranchers, watermelon, bagels, and peanut butter."

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10. This super English pyramid:

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"The English food pyramid: Yorkshire tea, full English breakfast, fish and chips, chicken Tikka Masala, Cadbury Dairy Milk Chocolate."

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11. This impressively nutrient-dense collection of goodies:

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"My five-layer pyramid — from bottom to top — would consist of: Sweet potato in every way, shape, and form; all the vegetables I love, like lotus root, kimchi, endive, and Brussels sprouts; fatty protein, including tuna steak and crispy chicken; Pasta Amatriciana <3; and at the top, all the dairy items (ice cream, cheez, thick-ass Greek yogurt) my body hates and my taste buds love."

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12. This healthy, caffeine-forward vegan pyramid:

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"My food pyramid would be vegan. Loads of fruit and veggies, nuts, and dried fruit, homemade bread and cakes, and of course coffee, because without it my life would crumble."

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19. This Ron Swanson-inspired pyramid:

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"Coffee base; I run on skinny lattes, steak/sushi, breakfast foods (all of them), peanut butter and bananas, and a tiny veggie top."

—Kellie Jacobs, Facebook

21. And this delightful mix:

Lixia Guo / BuzzFeed

"Bottom level: all the sushi, next level: fritattas and everything that goes in them,

next level: all the yummy stuff that grows on trees, next level: pickled everything, top of pyramid: breads and sweets."

—Andrea Johnson, Facebook

Responses have been edited for length and clarity.

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