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22 Things That Might Make This Election Cycle Less Terrible

You can't will away the election, but you can at least buy some ridiculous things to make it seem not-so-scary.

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1. This shirt that basically just gives up for you.

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2. These Hillary Clinton face cutouts that you can use to either terrify or entertain people around you.

Get this pack of six for $49.99.
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3. This shirt for all the Jewish Bernie supporters who experience spiritual guidance from Rabbi Sanders.

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4. This Drumpf T-shirt that explains everything you feel about The Donald.

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5. This customized artwork for anyone who thinks their pet would make the best president at this point.

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6. This sweatshirt for all the pothead Bernie fans who also love Ben Harper.

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7. This hat that might momentarily quell your fear of a Trump presidency.

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8. This Hillary Clinton action figure for anyone desperately trying to teach kids about politics without actually letting them watch things that are political because everything is horrifying.

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9. This Birdie 2016 tank for the Sanderella fans.

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10. This Donald Trump toilet paper that take the terms "asswipe" and "dump Trump" to a whole new level.

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11. This parody T-shirt that any recent SNL fan would appreciate.

Trump: "Hey JEBRA, shut your piehole!" Get it here for $15.49.
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12. This tote for all the sarcastic doggy parents out there.

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13. This sweatshirt for anyone who feels the Bern but isn't willing to sacrifice their aesthetic in the process.

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14. This T-shirt that says you are honestly just ready to embrace the complete dysfunction.

Or at least that you're a major House of Cards fan. Get it here for $20.
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15. This bumper sticker for the disenchanted Star Wars fan.

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16. This Democat T-shirt for when you're just over it.

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17. This pin for anyone who has been calling for a Knope-Wyatt ticket for years now.

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18. This t-shirt for anyone who still wishes this beloved candidate were in the race.

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19. This flask that will help you work through all of these frustrations.

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20. This T-shirt for anyone whose political identity is strictly governed by food choices.

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21. These spit-up rags so that you can clean up your baby's vomit with whomever you dislike the most.

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22. This motivation for any Hill.

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