11 Times Sandra Lee's Tablescapes Made No Sense

"Super simple!" she says.

1. These tissue paper pom poms

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Also how is anyone supposed to see over those plants?

2. This tower of fortune cookies

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Complete with purple ribbon to match the purple tablecloth to match the purple flowers and purple candles and purple napkins. My girl Sandra is not about subtlety.

3. This Cones of Dunshire holiday setup

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Channeling her inner Ben Wyatt.

4. This chandelier situation

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I have to ask: how does one eat at this table without getting smacked in the face by strands of black crystal?

5. This table that looks like Halloween threw up the Saw movies

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No thank you.

6. These silver pumpkins that Queen Elizabeth also definitely used

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Why are you barefoot, Sandra?

7. The time she put feathers in her drinks

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So not only does she decorate her tables with inane accessories, she also puts them inside of her drinks.

8. This chocolate-themed table complete with dried up leaves

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"All you need for this beeeeeeeutiful tablescape is a bag of dirty leaves and your finest china"

9. This is where Thanksgiving went to die

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"Put everything you own that is orange or metallic on this table. Always keep it super simple!"

10. This classy wine party

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Are we supposed to drink wine out of this soup bowl? I guess I could be okay with that.

11. And finally, these silver men

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Sandra really is a pioneer when it comes to tablescapes. She truly did not disappoint at at her Cocktail Time party for the South Beach Wine and Food Festival. You go, Sandra Lee!