1. A skull toilet brush, because believe it or not, your toilet brush doesn't have to be a bore. In fact, this one is downright eerie-sistible.
2. A top 100 horror movies scratch off poster so you have something to watch every night of the week for the rest of the year. Grab a bowl of popcorn and get cozy — you have 100 scary movies to get through!
3. A coffin-shaped letter board for putting up daily inspirational quotes, aka your favorite Edgar Allen Poe or Elvira ones. Each board comes with more than 500 white characters and 80 spooky emojis.
4. A set of 12 spider shower curtain hooks if you want your bathing experience to be crawling with creepy fun. Just make sure you have your caffeine before your morning shower, because a groggy person might mistake these for the real deal!
5. A pumpkin Dutch oven for cosplaying like a witch with a cauldron next time you host a fa-boo-lous dinner party. It'll definitely give your guests pumpkin to talk about.
6. A Ouija Board welcome mat so your guests know exactly what your vibe is before they even enter. Best to set the tone right away!
7. A celestial mirror with major witchy vibes to create a focal point on an otherwise blank wall. Now everything from checking your makeup to saying "Candyman" five times in a row will be easy peasy.
8. A spider web decoration that works both indoors and out. Have a beautiful abode that just needs a fresh coat of webs to up its curb appeal? Check! Or a seriously spooky fireplace mantel that would benefit from some creepy crawly spiderwebs? Also check! We love a decoration that can do both.
9. A pack of bat decals so you decorate your home with your own flock of the spooky season's favorite animal. These just stick to a wall like a sticker, and are even waterproof if you want to use them outside.
10. A cheeky skeleton candle, because even skeletons need spa days. It's made of all-natural soy wax and will burn up to 50 hours.
11. A set of Halloween-themed embroidered tea towels for showing off your dedication to the best holiday ever. Reviewers rave about the quality of the towels and how good the embroidery looks.
12. A Friday the 13th-inspired gnome to protect (and haunt) your garden from any unwanted intruders. I don't think we're in Camp Crystal Lake anymore. Don't have a garden? Keeping this spooky guy on your desk will suffice.
Tacti Prints is a small business based in Houston that makes spooky 3D printed decor.
Promising review: "Couldn't resist getting him the moment I saw him, and he didn't disappoint. Arrived super quick, too." —S B
Get it from Tacti Prints on Etsy for $12+ (available in three color options).
13. These pumpkin string lights if you're a little extra and super into string lights. Wrap them around your stairs, hang them off of your mantel, playfully drape them over your shower curtain...the options are endless.
14. A Nightmare Before Christmas mini cross-stitch kit to keep yourself busy during the upcoming spooky nights. Each kit comes with all the supplies you need, including patterns for Jack Skellington, Jack and Sally, and Zero the dog. Plus, you can hang them on the wall if you're the type of person who sees Halloween as more of a lifestyle than a singular holiday.
15. A set of four black and silver reusable metal straws with skulls attached to them if you're going for an I'm-edgy-but-also-an-environmentalist aesthetic.
16. A Michael Myers window decal to make sure all your neighbors know exactly what you're about. Plus, if you have a window above your sink, you have someone to talk to while you mindlessly wash dishes.
17. A skull lamp that pulls double duty. When its internal shade is on it provides good light and a cool design, and when the shade is off it blasts a fragmented skull shadow all over the wall.
18. A set of 8"x10" unframed Frankenstein and his bride prints to add the perfect touch of spook to your walls. These two are icons, so please put them somewhere where they'll get the attention they deserve.
19. An extremely on brand welcome banner if you consider Disneyland's Haunted Mansion ride a personality type.
20. Some string lights to give your living room a subtle and beautiful orange glow. This set has a nice warm tint and was specifically designed for curtains and window treatments. No need to step outside to stargaze, you can do it right from the comfort of your own couch.
21. A coffin-shaped mirror so you can take your mirror selfies to a whole other level. Don't make a grave mistake by taking your glamor shot in a regular mirror when you could use this one instead.
22. A spine candle, because why use tapered ones when these are available?!
23. A coffin-shaped knife holder to free up drawer space and show off your knives in a cool way. Reviewers say it can hold really heavy knives without a problem, too.
24. A pair of skull scissors so you can make creepy collages without needing boring old regular scissors. Carpal Diem!
25. Some skeleton drinkware because we could all use an extra hand. You know how the old saying goes: eat, drink, and be scary.
26. And a set of four spooky coasters so you and your guests have a place to put drinks. Your guests will look twice and then let out a chuckle, thanks to these humorous lil' pieces of art.
Steven Rhodes is a graphic artist and illustrator whose artwork is inspired by old children's activity books with a spooky and darkly humorous flair.
Promising review: "Love the coasters. They are a great conversation-starting piece. Items arrived in a timely fashion and the coasters don't feel cheap; they seem durable." —Kimberly K.
Get them from Steven Rhodes on Society6 for $16.15 (originally $19).