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    Have Yourself A Very Ugly Christmas

    The Ugly Christmas Sweater was once a lucky find at Goodwill. Now it's a booming business on ebay, complete with ticky tacky models. My gift to you...

    The Beefcake

    The Sweet Baby Jesus

    The Priority

    The Spiked Nog

    The Plank

    The Crazy (No, really, like look at that one eyeball)

    The Tandem

    The Surprise

    The Does Jesus Have A Bellybutton?

    The I Can't Unsee This

    The Inclusive