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    11 Great Reasons To Protect Your Identity On eBay

    You just never know who will be watching you on eBay. These savvy sellers have taken the necessary precautions.

    1. You are a psychopath who never went to the prom and are targeting your next victims.

    2. Because you still want to show off the family resemblance.

    3. You are passive aggressive and were asked to hide the model's face.

    4. You reeeeeeeally identify with cats.

    5. You need to protect the identity of your dead husband's ghost.

    6. You still want to show your pretty smile.

    7. You feel at one with nature.

    8. You need to hide your shopping bag's identity, too.

    9. You don't give a shit about the priest.

    10. You are a mythical beast that dwells in the Himalayas.

    11. You are a ham.