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19 Uday Chopra Tweets That'll Make You Go "What're You Smoking, Bhai?"

I'll have what he's having.

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I think peanut butter should have its own country

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I think I’m going to go out and look for myself, cause I’m definitely not here.

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Can we actually think about thinking and does that count as 2 thinks…or still just one?

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I don’t believe in believing but I do believe in not believing

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Sometimes, it’s like, whoa! And like, I’m totally, you know…so I just go with it but it always ends up like, man! You know what I’m sayin

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I’m going to invent a language that only I can understand and only speak in that for the rest of my life

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I have figured out why people aren’t happy. It’s cause they’re sad.

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I don’t believe in New Years. I don’t think they exist.

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It’s been a long time since I said this, so here it is…blah!

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I want to be silent today thats why Im talking so much…

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Answer: find the words in the Oxford dictionary and the actual word is the word before…put them together “I am completely crazy”

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Is there such a thing as a bi-polar bear…and is he into both male and female bears or is he just a passive aggressive bear

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If I had a dating profile, it would read “searching for zombie killers and anyone who looks hot in zombie blood splatter”

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If I have a son I will name him Hashtag. Hashtag Chopra, I like the sound of it or just #Chopra

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I have decided not to believe myself…that brings me to a conundrum. If I don’t believe myself then how can I decide not to believe myself

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I think Ive lost my sense of humor (humour). Though my humerus bone is still intact. See I’m not funny anymore. That was a bad joke. HELP!!!

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