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    50 Bollywood Jokes That Never Fail To Make Me Laugh... And Another 19 Bas Ainvayi

    Thigh-slappingly funny shit.

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    Me looking for Hrithik Roshan's extra thumb in between scenes

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    Aditi Rao Hydari's face always looks like she's watching people eat panipuri and no one's asking her if she wants to eat https://t.co/oZBlMrwGUH

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    K3G plot: Jaya Bachchan to Amitabh Bachchan during the whole time.

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    2013 : Matru ki Bijli ka Mandola 2018 : Sonu ke Titu ki sweety 2050 : Ramu ke chacha ki bua ke bete ki Dulhan hum le jayenge

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    A girl's duppata got stuck in my blazer's button. I expected something Bollywood but she pulled it so hard that button came off. Kutti.

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    "Jaane kya hoga rama re, jaane kya hoga maula re."

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    In the climax of Guru, Abhishek Bachchan is given 5 mins to speak. He rants for about 6 and a half minutes and says 'saadhe 4 min me sab kuch khatam kar diya maine 30 second profit' and it bothers me. Yes.

    10.

    Siddharth Malhotra sounds like the name of a character Ranbir Kapoor would play.

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    Umpire: One love Indian tennis player: Dhadkan kahe

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    Solo foreign trip. Bollywood: No-strings attached no holds barred fling with hot fellow Indian. Reality: Koi mere photo kheech do yaar

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    Indian Railways & Bollywood have become horrible for the same reason. They're relying on tracks from the '90s.

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    I call upon a petition to trademark Anjali's hairstyle in KKHH and call it Kuch Kuch Hota Hair

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    Nana Patekar's daughter's kids call him by his first name. And I think that's beautiful.

    18.

    Deepika Padukone height is 1.74m, but Rani Padmavati height was 1.75 m. Bhansali is destroying history so #WeBoycottPadmavati

    19.

    Hrithik: kyun chalti hai pawan? Ameesha: differences in air pressure from one location to another Hrithik (confused af) na tum jano na hum

    20.

    Me to my Android phone: Ok Google. Tamil Friend: OK Kanmani was better.

    21.

    y does shraddha kapoor in every movie give off vibes like if she finds a potato shaped like ganesh she gonna pray to it

    22.

    [at Govinda's restaurant] Customer: "Waiter, this food has too much chilli in it." Waiter: "All right boys, this is what we trained for."

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    If I were dating a BUNTY I'd keep that shit under wraps too.

    25.

    Raja Babu was Wake Up Sid way before Wake Up Sid was Wake Up Sid.

    26.

    Bunch of people have been congratulating me on the success of Bollywood film Tiger Zinda Hai. I was confused. Then I saw this picture. This is not me. I don’t think. 90% sure. 85. https://t.co/jN5XFqvX9v

    27.

    [in bed] Gf: Surprise me. Me: Ajay Devgn's ghost could've repaired Tarzan car while it was in junkyard for years but he didn't. Gf: whoa

    28.

    In my understanding the genre of music where Ranbir Kapoor dresses like a homeless person and screams into a microphone is called sufi rock

    29.

    If someone makes a biopic of Sushant Singh Rajput, they will have to find two people who look like Dhoni but one more than the other.

    30.

    Had accidentally played Maula Mere from Anwar in 2007 and it finished today. Nice song.

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    in my car at a signal - eunuch (seeing a girl next to me)- aayyye hrithik roshan, paise dena me - yeh meri friend hai e- aaye jimmy shergil

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    I do these things on Snapchat. Snapchat ID: harishiyengaar

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    [patient has headache/cancer/AIDS] Relative: Dawa ? 70's Bollywood Doc: Aap inhe lekar kuch dinon ke liye kisi hill-station pe chale jaaiye

    34.

    Background mein dono Kaho Na Pyaar hai step Kar rahe hai

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    Lara's face Lara: OMG I just swallowed saltwater! Im going to hurl! Director: Keep acting! Lara: Oh, the passion!

    36.

    so why is your dad's name Jackie? wait, don't answer that.

    37.

    Lets take a moment to acknowledge the oddity of Akshay Kumars shaved armpits in this movie.Boat party anyone?

    38.

    I miss the days when most gender-based arguments could be solved with a dance-off to "girls are best jaan lo baat ye maan lo boys are best…"

    39.

    "Monkey supplied by" is my new favorite film credit. #Roti

    40.

    And once again, the day is saved THANKS TO POWER PUFF GIRLS

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    In the dry state of Gujarat, the movie is called Lime Juice with a Straw.

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    SRK and Salman have put in years of hard work to lower people's expectation to such a level that anything half decent is cheered immensely.

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    In a Sooraj Barjatya film: Bae: Come over Prem: A lil busy now Bae: My parents are home Prem: Will be there in 5 with my parents

    45.

    too much pressure on eid to come exactly on salman khan movie launch date

    46.

    Ek baar Jo maine commitment de di, phir toh main usse kaafi regret karti hoon.

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    "Tum saala ghulam log hamari jooti ke neeche hi rahega"

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    Casting Ajay Devgn for the Vimal Pan masala ad is a masterstroke. After all he's the only actor who looks like he could actually be using it

    49.

    Arijit Singh is like Aaloo of Bollywood. Har movie mein thoda thoda daal dete hai.

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    Aamir singing Tu pyaar hai kisi aur ka tujhe chahta koi aur hai in Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahi was the original slytweeting.

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    there's always some cunt who's like "ur mom's not allowing?! de phone de, aunty se main baat karunga", ranveer singh seems like that person

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    Songs from 90s went all 'zamane se darte nahi', 'Lad lenge duniya se' when all they actually had to do was convince parents for marriage.

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    Youtube has employed one guy whose job is to comment "I'm from Pakistan but I love this song from India" on every Bollywood Song.

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    Tumne kabhi kisi ko pyaar kiyaaa? *kiya* Kabhi kisi ko dil diya? *diya* Haha. Kaisa kata?

    56.

    Basically, Prabhudeva dances like that earthworm on which you sprinkled a pinch of salt

    57.

    What's Taimur's take on the Budget?

    58.

    Lokhandwala Actor's Club says Hi

    59.

    Terribly Tiny Horror Tale: There's this one time someone launched a Bollywood movie without going to the Kapil Sharma show.

    60.

    Hollywood - And the Oscar goes to Bollywood - And the Sansui Colors Stardust Pan Parag Amba TMT Saria AsliMasaleSachSachMDHMDH Award goes to

    61.

    Anything is possible in Bollywood. Like playing Basketball with a Football in Tennis dress on a Golf Course. #kudos

    62.

    According to Bollywood, Dawood Ibrahim Razai me bhi chasme lagakar cigrette peeta hai.

    63.

    Check out the First look of Akshay Kumar 's next four movies.

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    Bollywood movie genres:Romantic ComedyRomantic ActionRomantic DramaRomantic HorrorRomantic True StoryRomantic Patriotic

    65.

    Pic 1 : When u start watching Ashutosh Govarikar's movie. Pic 2 : At the end of the movie.

    66.

    why is modi ji as much a part of the film promotion circuit as kapil sharma

    67.

    Had it been an Indian show, Emran Hashmi and Vidya Balan would have appeared on #GoTFinale to promote their new film.

    68.

    Only in an Abbas Mastan film you will find the leads so excited about going to a party, they will sing about going to a party, at the party.

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    Our movie has a strong social message. And an item song.

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