TV and Movies·Posted on 25 Apr 201850 Bollywood Jokes That Never Fail To Make Me Laugh... And Another 19 Bas AinvayiThigh-slappingly funny shit.by Sahil RizwanBuzzFeed Staff, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. m @mahliqaaa Me looking for Hrithik Roshan's extra thumb in between scenes 04:08 AM - 29 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Bakwas Rider 🏍️ (Wear helmet at the back also) @BakwasRadio Aditi Rao Hydari's face always looks like she's watching people eat panipuri and no one's asking her if she wants to eat https://t.co/oZBlMrwGUH 03:54 PM - 05 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. half golden mongoose @slugcharmer tum paas aaye.. 05:46 PM - 03 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Light-Say-Burr @gotzerochill K3G plot: Jaya Bachchan to Amitabh Bachchan during the whole time. 06:21 PM - 19 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Khushamtweet! @XitijNanavaty 2013 : Matru ki Bijli ka Mandola 2018 : Sonu ke Titu ki sweety 2050 : Ramu ke chacha ki bua ke bete ki Dulhan hum le jayenge 02:58 AM - 23 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴘᴀɴᴛʜᴇʀ ❁ @theBlakePanther A girl's duppata got stuck in my blazer's button. I expected something Bollywood but she pulled it so hard that button came off. Kutti. 10:31 AM - 04 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Abhijit Dey @babumoshaaye "Jaane kya hoga rama re, jaane kya hoga maula re." 03:28 PM - 19 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. mohan @Swarnabh In the climax of Guru, Abhishek Bachchan is given 5 mins to speak. He rants for about 6 and a half minutes and says 'saadhe 4 min me sab kuch khatam kar diya maine 30 second profit' and it bothers me. Yes. 07:35 PM - 24 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. mukesh manjunath @mukthegaul Siddharth Malhotra sounds like the name of a character Ranbir Kapoor would play. 07:48 AM - 25 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. adrak @ubercoolosis Umpire: One love Indian tennis player: Dhadkan kahe 10:14 AM - 20 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Rameez @Sychlops Solo foreign trip. Bollywood: No-strings attached no holds barred fling with hot fellow Indian. Reality: Koi mere photo kheech do yaar 06:58 AM - 11 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. Shridhar V @iimcomic Indian Railways & Bollywood have become horrible for the same reason. They're relying on tracks from the '90s. 02:06 PM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Anjali. @Anjalaaay I call upon a petition to trademark Anjali's hairstyle in KKHH and call it Kuch Kuch Hota Hair 09:00 AM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Numbyaar @NumbYaar Nana Patekar's daughter's kids call him by his first name. And I think that's beautiful. 10:14 AM - 17 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Swami @mohitraj Deepika Padukone height is 1.74m, but Rani Padmavati height was 1.75 m. Bhansali is destroying history so #WeBoycottPadmavati 05:08 PM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Akshar @AksharPathak Hrithik: kyun chalti hai pawan? Ameesha: differences in air pressure from one location to another Hrithik (confused af) na tum jano na hum 10:06 AM - 29 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Raunak @MeraHandle Me to my Android phone: Ok Google. Tamil Friend: OK Kanmani was better. 05:52 PM - 21 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. bangsty @Creepowoman y does shraddha kapoor in every movie give off vibes like if she finds a potato shaped like ganesh she gonna pray to it 02:58 PM - 20 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. no u @krazyfrog [at Govinda's restaurant] Customer: "Waiter, this food has too much chilli in it." Waiter: "All right boys, this is what we trained for." 11:06 AM - 16 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Shilpa Rathnam @shilparathnam there are two kinds of fathers 09:14 AM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. EnthaMiss @enthahotness If I were dating a BUNTY I'd keep that shit under wraps too. 06:24 AM - 29 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Utsav @Wootsaw Raja Babu was Wake Up Sid way before Wake Up Sid was Wake Up Sid. 05:23 AM - 22 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn Bunch of people have been congratulating me on the success of Bollywood film Tiger Zinda Hai. I was confused. Then I saw this picture. This is not me. I don’t think. 90% sure. 85. https://t.co/jN5XFqvX9v 05:20 PM - 26 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Anurag Verma @kitAnurag [in bed] Gf: Surprise me. Me: Ajay Devgn's ghost could've repaired Tarzan car while it was in junkyard for years but he didn't. Gf: whoa 06:48 AM - 27 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Bratticus @bharatunnithan In my understanding the genre of music where Ranbir Kapoor dresses like a homeless person and screams into a microphone is called sufi rock 03:50 PM - 05 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Mostly Offline Send Email Instead @sidin If someone makes a biopic of Sushant Singh Rajput, they will have to find two people who look like Dhoni but one more than the other. 08:18 PM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Rameez @Sychlops Had accidentally played Maula Mere from Anwar in 2007 and it finished today. Nice song. 04:46 PM - 10 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Rohith Sundararaman @rohsun in my car at a signal - eunuch (seeing a girl next to me)- aayyye hrithik roshan, paise dena me - yeh meri friend hai e- aaye jimmy shergil 08:38 AM - 15 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Harish Iyengaar @scaryhairyman I do these things on Snapchat. Snapchat ID: harishiyengaar 03:23 PM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. adrak @ubercoolosis [patient has headache/cancer/AIDS] Relative: Dawa ? 70's Bollywood Doc: Aap inhe lekar kuch dinon ke liye kisi hill-station pe chale jaaiye 04:58 PM - 08 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. p @maxprat Background mein dono Kaho Na Pyaar hai step Kar rahe hai 05:02 PM - 07 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Bollywood Bakwaas @Bollybakwaas Lara's face Lara: OMG I just swallowed saltwater! Im going to hurl! Director: Keep acting! Lara: Oh, the passion! 06:53 PM - 02 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Madhuri Dipset @nah_im_abdulla so why is your dad's name Jackie? wait, don't answer that. 07:58 AM - 29 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Purva @thatobesewoman Lets take a moment to acknowledge the oddity of Akshay Kumars shaved armpits in this movie.Boat party anyone? 12:43 PM - 01 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Ankita @lady_gabbar I miss the days when most gender-based arguments could be solved with a dance-off to "girls are best jaan lo baat ye maan lo boys are best…" 04:00 PM - 08 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly "Monkey supplied by" is my new favorite film credit. #Roti 01:39 AM - 22 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Ali aka Cookie Monster @khajasaaein And once again, the day is saved THANKS TO POWER PUFF GIRLS 06:22 PM - 29 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Sonali Thakker @SonaliThakker Sometimes life is just so damn hard - 03:18 PM - 27 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Abhishek Madan ❌ @abhishekmadan In the dry state of Gujarat, the movie is called Lime Juice with a Straw. 05:15 AM - 27 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. dorku @Dorkstar SRK and Salman have put in years of hard work to lower people's expectation to such a level that anything half decent is cheered immensely. 12:45 PM - 15 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Avinash Iyer @IyerAvin In a Sooraj Barjatya film: Bae: Come over Prem: A lil busy now Bae: My parents are home Prem: Will be there in 5 with my parents 06:00 PM - 22 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. no u @krazyfrog too much pressure on eid to come exactly on salman khan movie launch date 08:42 AM - 12 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. SuitcaseOfStories @hippyboxx Ek baar Jo maine commitment de di, phir toh main usse kaafi regret karti hoon. 03:51 PM - 20 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. amrtsh @floydimus "Tum saala ghulam log hamari jooti ke neeche hi rahega" 05:39 AM - 11 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Varun Thakur @VarunmThakur Casting Ajay Devgn for the Vimal Pan masala ad is a masterstroke. After all he's the only actor who looks like he could actually be using it 09:39 AM - 01 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Sand-d Singh @Sand_In_Deed Arijit Singh is like Aaloo of Bollywood. Har movie mein thoda thoda daal dete hai. 07:37 AM - 08 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Hummus ka Pujari @tantanoo Aamir singing Tu pyaar hai kisi aur ka tujhe chahta koi aur hai in Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahi was the original slytweeting. 04:39 PM - 17 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. DJ @friendlii_ghost Aage kya socha hai Akash? 04:48 PM - 04 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. bangsty @Creepowoman there's always some cunt who's like "ur mom's not allowing?! de phone de, aunty se main baat karunga", ranveer singh seems like that person 02:18 PM - 01 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. dorku @Dorkstar Songs from 90s went all 'zamane se darte nahi', 'Lad lenge duniya se' when all they actually had to do was convince parents for marriage. 11:19 AM - 18 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Aladdin @Alllahdin Youtube has employed one guy whose job is to comment "I'm from Pakistan but I love this song from India" on every Bollywood Song. 07:42 AM - 04 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. Megha @Omeghaa_ Tumne kabhi kisi ko pyaar kiyaaa? *kiya* Kabhi kisi ko dil diya? *diya* Haha. Kaisa kata? 01:18 PM - 21 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. Baba Haramdev @BHaramdev Basically, Prabhudeva dances like that earthworm on which you sprinkled a pinch of salt 02:16 PM - 22 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. Trendulkar @Trendulkar What's Taimur's take on the Budget? 06:42 AM - 01 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. AD @Bollywood_AD Lokhandwala Actor's Club says Hi 06:32 AM - 12 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. Aanchal @Eyre_Estella Terribly Tiny Horror Tale: There's this one time someone launched a Bollywood movie without going to the Kapil Sharma show. 05:56 AM - 26 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. adrak @ubercoolosis Hollywood - And the Oscar goes to Bollywood - And the Sansui Colors Stardust Pan Parag Amba TMT Saria AsliMasaleSachSachMDHMDH Award goes to 05:54 PM - 10 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. Satya @Satyajeet Anything is possible in Bollywood. Like playing Basketball with a Football in Tennis dress on a Golf Course. #kudos 06:38 AM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. Rofl Gandhi @RoflGandhi_ According to Bollywood, Dawood Ibrahim Razai me bhi chasme lagakar cigrette peeta hai. 02:22 PM - 31 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. Shah Rukh Khan @DynamicSRK Check out the First look of Akshay Kumar 's next four movies. 12:49 PM - 12 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. r 👏🏻 j 👏🏻 t 👏🏻 @Extranaut Bollywood movie genres:Romantic ComedyRomantic ActionRomantic DramaRomantic HorrorRomantic True StoryRomantic Patriotic 04:13 PM - 17 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. Thakur Baldev Singh @HathwalaThakur Pic 1 : When u start watching Ashutosh Govarikar's movie. Pic 2 : At the end of the movie. 03:31 PM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. Nirali Shah @nirali_ss why is modi ji as much a part of the film promotion circuit as kapil sharma 08:51 AM - 19 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. वरुण @varungrover Had it been an Indian show, Emran Hashmi and Vidya Balan would have appeared on #GoTFinale to promote their new film. 09:30 AM - 15 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. Mihir @mihirmodi Only in an Abbas Mastan film you will find the leads so excited about going to a party, they will sing about going to a party, at the party. 11:19 AM - 18 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. AD @Bollywood_AD Our movie has a strong social message. And an item song. 03:31 PM - 05 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite