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The 20 Funniest Engineering Tweets Of All Time

"Happy #EngineersDay to all the future MBA students."

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Who are we? Indians! What do we want? Olympic medals! How about excelling your own kid in a sport? "Pehle usse engineer toh banne do!"

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Happy Engineer's Day to all the future MBA students.

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I haven't got my Engineering degree because I refused to submit a video of pic of my friends in final year with Yaaron in background music

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That one girl in engineering batch

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Anil Kumble appointed as the head coach of Indian cricket team. An engineer finally got placement with good package and onsite opportunities

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Ladkiwale: Yeh sab toh theek hai.. lekin ladka engineer hota toh kuch baat banti.

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The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. #ItAllHappenedInIndia

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"Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai" "Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!"

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Engineers with and without MBA degree. #EngineersDay

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In India, if you throw an engineer, you will hit a stone.

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If an Engineer asks for ur number, it doesn't mean that he wants to date you, he may just want you to register for his home delivery startup

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Engineering university summed up

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One Bangalorean is a software engineer. Two Bangaloreans are a home delivery app startup. Three Bangaloreans are a traffic jam on ORR.

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We Live In A Country Where We First Become Engineer And Then Decide What We Want To Actually Do In Our Life. Happy #EngineersDay To All. ;)

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The only day all Engineers put their miseries aside. Happy #EngineersDay ! #ContentCrafters

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*cracks an engineer joke* People: Hahahaha kahan se laate ho. *cracks a food blogger joke* Do you know how much effort goes into this? Ugh

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How Engineers tried to get the attention of girls in the last 5 years: 2010 : Guitar 2012 : DSLR 2014 : Standup Comedy 2015 : Startup

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Why doesn't the #EngineersDay hashtag start with Happy? 😂

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