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15 Hilarious Jokes About The Mumbai-Ahmedabad Bullet Train

"After bullet train, no more 'ja jee le apni zindagi' for Simran. Raj would reach Borivali by the time Amrish Puri completes the sentence."

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Earlier today, Narendra Modi and his Japanese counterpart, Shinzo Abe, broke ground for the Mumbai-Ahmedabad high speed rail project, thus putting into motion India's first bullet train service.

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The train will cover the 500 km distance in just two hours, and is expected to launch on August 15, 2022.

There aren't many details out yet other than the technical specs. But, even though the launch is still five years away, people have wasted no time joking about it already:


After Bullet train, no more "ja jile apni jindagi" for Simran. Raj would reach Borivali by the time Amrish Puri completes the sentence.



Life in the future with #BulletTrain - Finish work in Ahmedabad at 5pm. Reach Mumbai at 7pm. Put booze till 9pm. Back to Ahmedabad at 11pm.


All this talk about Mumbai-Ahmedabad High-Speed Rail Project & #BulletTrain has got me thinking what Raj Thackeray…


#BulletDosti #BulletTrain My today's @mid_day #cartoon


My funda on the #BulletTrain between Mumbai & Ahmedabad



Japs are so confident in their ability that they've given the exact date of bullet train - I fear they have underestimated Indian abilities


Citizens: What are you doing to fix potholes in Mumbai?" Government: Making bullet train to go to Ahmedabad


#BulletTrain project flagged off, work will be over by 2023. Indians now have 6 years to give up their habit of spitting on train tracks


The road to Ladakh is basically bullet train no?



The only bullet train India has is the one directed towards journalists and whistleblowers.


Looking forward to the #BulletTrain. IRCTC has 5 years to ensure that the booking takes less time than the journey.


Can Modiji plz ask PM Abe to bring Uniqlo to India?


Abe Stopping Minister of Hugging affairs from reaching to hug his wife with bullet speed.(2017)


Not getting Ravi Shastri to inaugurate the Bullet Train is a missed opportunity.


Bullet train or no #BulletTrain .. bhai would still pull this off

Sahil Rizwan is a social news reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in Mumbai.

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