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    17 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A CANADIAN SAY

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    1. "Shopping in Canada is WAY better than shopping in the States!"

    2. "Those cops on horses make so much sense!"

    3. "Our taxes are so low!"

    4. "The next province is such a short drive away!"

    5. "It's way too hot outside!"

    6. "Jian Gomeshi is a stand-up guy."

    7. "Anne of Green Who?"

    8. "I really miss Target!"

    9. "Doesn't saying 'toonie' make me sound so cool?"

    10. "What's a double-double?"

    11. "Oh goody, more Canadian Tire money!"

    12. "Maple Syrup is the worst."

    13. "Skiing is so shit here."

    14. "I hate hockey and beer."

    15. "Who's Russell Peters?"

    16. "The American health care system is far superior than ours."

    17. "I'm not sorry."