1. "Shopping in Canada is WAY better than shopping in the States!" Via visitbuffaloniagara.com Le sigh. 2. "Those cops on horses make so much sense!" Toronto Star / Via thestar.com This is downtown Toronto. #Confused 3. "Our taxes are so low!" Via cdn.meme.am = EVERY Canadian. 4. "The next province is such a short drive away!" Via Google Maps We're gigantic. 5. "It's way too hot outside!" CBC / Via i.cbc.ca!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen No big deal. 6. "Jian Gomeshi is a stand-up guy." Via aml.ca Eeep. 7. "Anne of Green Who?" Tourism PEI / Via tourismpei.com We love our girl from the Gables! 8. "I really miss Target!" Via givemebackmyfivebucks.com #fail 9. "Doesn't saying 'toonie' make me sound so cool?" Via upload.wikimedia.org Try saying 'toonie' and see what it feels like. 10. "What's a double-double?" Via dailyxy.com Coffee, obviously. 11. "Oh goody, more Canadian Tire money!" Via ucdsb.on.ca Do people actually keep these? 12. "Maple Syrup is the worst." Via themaplestore.com *Drool* 13. "Skiing is so shit here." Via resortquestwhistler.com Beautiful British Columbia. 14. "I hate hockey and beer." Via 680news.com Cheers. 15. "Who's Russell Peters?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via tumblr.com B-Town Represent! 16. "The American health care system is far superior than ours." Hamilton Spectator / Via wordpress.com 17. "I'm not sorry." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via tumblr.com Slow clap, indeed.