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Posted on Aug 2, 2016

12 Things That Happen When Your Girlfriend Is Obsessed With Bath & Body Works

At least once in their life, a man will come face to face with a common and untamed breed of female and they must prepare themselves thoroughly.

by Sadies Ariel (Rising_Star1et)

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Yes that fruffy, sweet, candy named gel does smell wonderful. Can we go now?

Which you have to admit, actually smells pretty good.

Why must you tempt me Merry Cookie?!?!

But she just smells so good with her Pear Berry body spray!

At least she's easy to shop for.

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12 Things That Happen When Your Girlfriend Is Obsessed With Bath & Body Works

The 3 most dreaded words: SEMI ANNUAL SALE.

You’ll spend hours in a store with her (undoubtedly holding her shopping basket) while being asked your opinion on EVERY. SINGLE. SCENT.

If you’re lucky enough to get a break from being her personal caddy, you will seek refuge among the other unfortunate boyfriends that had to report for duty.

When you go to a mall without her, you take pity on all the poor unfortunate souls that look like this:

At least once in your life you will accidentally (or maybe purposefully) use her shower gel and spend the rest of the day smelling like you bathed in a vat of citrus.

There will be a candle in every room and every room shall have a candle!

You’ll walk into the house thinking something delicious is baking in the oven, only to find out it’s her new candle she insisted on burning.

You will once again be tempted with thoughts of late night desserts when she crawls into bed wearing her new Marshmallow Pumpkin Latte lotion.

You’ll periodically have to remind yourself that cannibalism is frowned upon.

There will be no shortage of lotion ANYWHERE in the house (or her purse, car or any other area where she intends to spend more than a few seconds).

You will undoubtedly find yourself loving certain scents for her and buying them frequently to make her use them more.

And finally, forget about ever having shelf space for your things ever again.

12 Things That Happen When Your Girlfriend Is Obsessed With Bath & Body Works

The 3 most dreaded words: SEMI ANNUAL SALE.

You’ll spend hours in a store with her (undoubtedly holding her shopping basket) while being asked your opinion on EVERY. SINGLE. SCENT.

If you’re lucky enough to get a break from being her personal caddy, you will seek refuge among the other unfortunate boyfriends that had to report for duty.

When you go to a mall without her, you take pity on all the poor unfortunate souls that look like this:

At least once in your life you will accidentally (or maybe purposefully) use her shower gel and spend the rest of the day smelling like you bathed in a vat of citrus.

There will be a candle in every room and every room shall have a candle!

You’ll walk into the house thinking something delicious is baking in the oven, only to find out it’s her new candle she insisted on burning.

You will once again be tempted with thoughts of late night desserts when she crawls into bed wearing her new Marshmallow Pumpkin Latte lotion.

You’ll periodically have to remind yourself that cannibalism is frowned upon.

There will be no shortage of lotion ANYWHERE in the house (or her purse, car or any other area where she intends to spend more than a few seconds).

You will undoubtedly find yourself loving certain scents for her and buying them frequently to make her use them more.

And finally, forget about ever having shelf space for your things ever again.

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