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    The Struggles Of Being An Italian - Irish Kid

    Your cheese is kraft?!

    1. When your cousins on the Irish side order Chicken Parmigiana literally ANYWHERE In a greek diner? they order it. At an irish bar? they order it. It drives you INSANE!

    2. What Gravy means to the Irish side VS the Italian side:

    Do you want gravy on your raviolis?

    uhhhhhhh eww..... wait I mean yes! YES PLEASE DEAR JESUS!

    3. How polar opposite your grandmothers views on tomato sauce/gravy are:

    4. You've been to Olive Garden once when an Irish aunt was babysitting and you were finally able to try the fucking endless breadsticks out

    5. Your Italian mother's favorite show when you were growing up:

    6. Your Irish father's favorite show:

    7. St Patty's Day > Columbus Day

    8. Italian + Irish = LOUDEST DRUNKEST DRUNK IN THE BAR

    9. The struggle of watching the Irish family pour this "real cheese" on their pasta

    10. Saying "Mutzzarelle" and half your family having no idea what you mean

    11. Your Irish cousins think you're the strangest for talking with your hands

    12. The stereotypicalness of the Irish gatherings is so satisfying but, they don't see it

    13. Your Irish grandpa put whiskey in your bottle when you were a baby to "help you sleep"