1. When your cousins on the Irish side order Chicken Parmigiana literally ANYWHERE In a greek diner? they order it. At an irish bar? they order it. It drives you INSANE!
2. What Gravy means to the Irish side VS the Italian side:
Do you want gravy on your raviolis?
uhhhhhhh eww..... wait I mean yes! YES PLEASE DEAR JESUS!