35 Not So Basic Pumpkin Items You Didn't Know You Could Not Even!

'tis the season

1. Pumpkin Spice Milanos ... like you didn't finish the whole bag of regular milanos fast enough already

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Basically what every white girl during fall is; pumpkin spice interior, white outside.

2. Pumpkin O's MOTHERF****** PUMPKIN CEREAL!

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all hail trader joes

yes, we're all wondering if it makes pumpkin milk & it better...

3. Pumpkin Spice Grands with Pumpkin Spice Icing

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WITH pumpkin spice icing...

4. Kahlua Pumpkin Spice

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For the alcoholic pumpkin spice lovers...

5. Pumpkin Spice Cigarillos

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For the pot head pumpkin spice lovers...

6. Jet Puffed Pumpkin Spice Mallows

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How many of these can a basic bitch fit in her mouth at once?

7. Pumpkin Spice Margarine

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I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT PUMPKIN SPICE BUTTER!

8. Pumpkin Spice Peanut Butter

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LITERALLY CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW...

9. Pumpkin Spice Hommus

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For the healthy basic bitches...

10. Pumpkin Cornbread Crouton Salad with Pumpkin Vinaigrette

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Now, this is pure cheffin' magic

11. Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats... Wheat Free Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats

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For all you basic bitches with basic pooches

12. Pumpkin Spice Pasta

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Normal pasta in the fall? FUH GEDDA BOUT IT

13. Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts

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For you basics to lazy to bake a pie...

14. Pumpkin Spice Philadelphia Cream Cheese

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Imagine all the things you could pumpkin spice with this...

15. Pumpkin Spice Caramel Dip

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OR WITH THIS...

16. Burger King Japan Pumpkin Topping for Burgers ... Heavy Pumpkin

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Have it the basic bitch way!

17. Pumpkin Spice Seltzer

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Ooh all the cocktails you can make for your basic friends

18. Pumpkin Spice Nips

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The holy grail of grandma's candy bowl just got holier...

19. Pumpkin Spice Cigarette Vapor

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You know we are truly living in the future when you can get your nicotine intake and smell like a pumpkin pie instead of a cigarette after

20. Spiced Pumpkin Pie Energy Bar

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Because we know it gets tiring being basic

21. Pumpkin Spice Oreo

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Because apparently halloween oreos weren't enough for you basic bitches...

22. Pumpkin Spice Chewing Gum

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For in between your pumpkin spice meals & lattes...

23. Pumpkin Face Mask

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So you basics can literally bathe yourselves in pumpkin...

24. Pumpkin Spice Swirl Bread

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THIS....

25. Pumpkin Spice Protein Powder

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For all you buff basics...

26. Pumpkin Pie Mochi Ice Cream

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GET IN MAH BELLY!!!

27. Pringles Pumpkin Spice

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Hey the ketchup ones taste better than you thought...

28. Pumpkin Spice Candy Corn

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It would actually be weird if they didn't think of making this basic fall treat pumpkin flavored...

29. Pumpkin Spice M&M's

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*tilts head back and pours bag in*

30. Pumpkin Pie Necklace

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"The clay in the pendant is mixed in with fragrance oils, it has an authentic Pumpkin Pie scent."

31. Pumpkin Hot Sauce

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For the basics that like to spice it up...

32. Pumpkin Toaster Strudel

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You might let that creepy toaster strudel boy into your house if he has these...

33. Pumpkin Spice Pet Shampoo

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Because god forbid your pet disrupts the pumpkin spice aroma in your home...

34. Pumpkin Spice Nail Polish Remover

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Because this is totally necessary

35. Pumpkin eatin' sandwich