1. When she had to decide between bad grammar or a life alone.
2. When she explained just how much the times had changed.
3. When she wished she could be more honest.
4. When true love passed her by, and an egg salad sandwich was to blame.
5. When she made people think twice before trolling.
6. When she laid down the brutal truth about adulthood.
7. When she came face to face with a baby, and nothing else mattered.
8. When she gave this perfect response to friendly advice.
9. When she pretty much summed up the difference between a dog person and a cat person.
10. When she created the best way to deal with internet haters.
11. When she knew exactly how to maintain personal space in public...
12. ...and how to clear a path.
13. When she put forward a good argument in favour of modern technology.
14. When she coined a new term that all carb lovers can relate to.
15. When she turned a perplexing situation into an advantageous one.
16. When she professed herself a Potterhead at heart.
17. When she made us wish a Matilda/Hermione crossover existed in our universe.
18. When she had a simple solution for all your relationship woes.
19. When there was no debating this valid point.
20. When she knew exactly how to shut down an awful ex.
21. When her depiction of politics made complete sense.
22. When the presidential election had her working those arm muscles.
23. When Matilda seemed to follow her wherever she went.
Mara, you're hilarious. Please keep 'em coming! 🙏🏼
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