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24 Paris Hilton Tweets That Fucking Belong In A Museum

These tweets are hot.

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1. When she literally started Seth MacFarlane's career.

Laying in bed sunburnt watching Family Guy! So funny!!! Seth Mcfarlen is a friend of mine and is so smart and funny! Stewie is my favorite!

2. When she taught us how to serve the girls the ~silent treatment~.

Them: "You can't just erase people from your life" Me:

3. When she made us all believe in true friendship.



4. When her squad had her back. Taylor Swift who?

So brutal, my car ran out of gas. Waiting for my girls to come rescue me.

5. When she taught us that m*n are garbage. Queen of humanitarianism.

I find it hilarious when ex-boyfriend's make up and spread ridiculous lies to try and get attention. Desperate! So pathetic. Move on dude.

6. When she quoted the greatest band of all time.

As my boys from LMFAO would say "I'm in Miami bitch!" ;) l

7. When she showed us what it meant to be really available.

Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😒 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. πŸ’‹


8. When she gave us the courage to relive our youth.

In bed by the fire watching The Simpsons and Family Guy. I love watching cartoons. ☺

9. When she single-handedly brought American Horror Story to relevance.

Just finished watching season 1 of American Horror Story. Such an amazing show, so scary. Love the concept! Now time for season 2. ☺

10. When she invented polls on Twitter to help decide her next Vegas adventure.

What game should I play next? Black Jack, Roullette, Craps or Baccarat? #Vegas #LuckyGirl ;)

11. When she gave us the first ever #McDonaldsHack.

I Love McDonald's French Fries with Sweet and Sour Sauce on them, soo good! :)


12. When she put our needs first, despite her recent trauma.

I had a bad dream and woke up, how was everyone's day?

13. When she called out the media for their ~fake news~.

Some reporter wrote that I said that I'm flying to Madrid soon. I Never said that to anyone ever. Stop making up lies people! So annoying!

14. When she invented subtweeting.

These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I'm not going to even pay attention to them, because I know the truth.

15. When she became a sub sandwich connoisseur.

Has anyone ever had the sub sandwiches from Fire House Subs? So good! :)


16. When she ended the Stone Age and taught us all about the usefulness of technology.

I Love my new I-Pad. So much fun! Technology rocks!

17. When she taught us to laugh at the haters.

I find it hilarious when others try to badmouth me in order to get attention. Sorry that I'm #Killingit while doing what I love & live for.

18. When she taught us about the importance of self-branding.

In a summit meeting with all my licensee business partners, who flew in from around the world. Love building my brand, feels great! :)

19. When she gave her opinion on ~world events~.

My take on Anthony Weiner's Twitter pics. LOL -


20. When she taught us how to laugh at ourselves.

Good Morning! β˜€οΈ Time for Breakfast! πŸ³πŸ‘ΈπŸΌπŸ³

21. When she ended alc*hol culture by eating cake for her 21st birthday.

21 Birthday Cakes for the #BirthdayGirl βœ¨πŸŽ‚πŸ‘ΈπŸΌπŸŽ‚βœ¨ #BirthdayMemories #FBF

22. When she helped an elderly fan get through a rough patch in his life.

Love you @HughHefner! So sorry to hear about the news. You deserve better then that. Let's throw a party to celebrate you being single again

23. When she brought down her walls and showed us her fears.

Getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. So scared! 😫 Hope it doesn't hurt too much & hope I don't end up having chipmunk cheeks! 😬


24. And when she helped us realize that children are our future.

At this Elementary School dance, it's 50's themed. Love all the poodle skirts, so cute! I love spending time with kids, they are so sweet.