1. This one that'll remind you of the ~golden~ days.
i wish i was this good at real life as i was at neopets lmao
2. This one as a reminder of all the time you wasted.
finals level of procrastination: feeding my neopets
3. This one because you wish you were this level of extra over a game about virtual pets.
Here's a V CHILL EMAIL I sent @Neopets at age 13!!!!
4. This one for the Neopians with high self-esteem.
5. This one that shows the ~humanitarian~ side of Neopet lovers.
[as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first
6. This one that taught us the basics of Neopian capitalism.
neopets economy in a nutshell
7. And this one that helps us relate it to world events.
the collapse of neopets is a reminder of the inevitable fate of any capitalist society
8. This one that translates Neopets into adulthood.
Can anyone walk me through how to connect my LinkedIn profile with my Neopets account?
9. This one that asks the real questions.
what do you even get out of donating to the charity corner on neopets
10. This one that earned Neopets the right to say they passed the Bechdel test.
neopets has stronger female characters than steven moffat could ever dream of
11. This one that highlights Neopet owners' collective irresponsibility.
I bet my neopets are hella hungry
12. This one that boosts our self-esteem (AGAIN!).
13. This one that shows Neopets teaching the #youth.
14. This one that taught us raising Neopet was a job, not a hobby.
#bestmemoriesof2014 hardcore grinding on neopets and fucking up my sleep schedule bc i was going at it so hard
15. This one that made Neopians everywhere realize they could find love.
Only dating girls with fly ass neopets
16. This one that's v ~angsty~.
attempts to find a neopets pet background that closest resembles the i write sins not tragedies music video
17. This one that showed us who's boss in Neopia.
18. This one that's just a friendly reminder, nbd. (:
PSA: Your #Neopets can't die so no worries if it's been a few years. They're just starving and sobbing uncontrollably is all.