17 Hilarious Contents

We come across several images or content on the internet, which are worth laughing. Desi people nail it when they create something to try to prove themselves as a ninja, or a spider man, or a super man or even a gutter saaf karne wala man.

1. Resignation Letter

Ashraf Chaudhary / Via Facebook: AshrafChaudhrySalesTrainer

Many times it happens when you are literally willing to spit at the face of your opponent, but due to respect or fear of getting fired, you take back your spit from where it had come. Seems funny? Well many people literally have to deal with their spit timing. One wrong saliva throw timing can just spoil your saliva for the whole life. You don't believe me? Mazak na karo yar.

2. Interviews that make you panic

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Many times interviewers try to beat the shit out of interviewees and to make them panic, they try to adopt useless (bongi) tactics. For instance, if I am an MBA, as my CV says, I will be definitely aware of Human Resources Management. Well here is an exception, where interviewer is a badass and he tries to prove to be a smartass. In the end he ends up being the worstass. May be this might be the story of your life as well. "Hota sab ke sath hai par batata koi bhi nhe, kyunke sab meesnay banay hotay hen (it happens with everyone but no one tells because everyone becomes a meesna at that time)".

3. Boss VS Saasu Maa

Comics By Arsalan / Via Facebook: comics.by.arslan

Ever wonder how many similarities exist between your saasu maa and your immediate boss? Well firstly he or she will be a phappay kutni. This term means being a smartass+badass combined. Secondly he or she will shove your head with a lot of targets. Thirdly, he or she will keep on asking after every few minutes, "kidhar mar gaye ho lanatir? (Where have you gone idiot?). Fourthly, he or she will never give you fair rewards, unless he or she is not cute in looks and mentality. Fifthly, he or she will always talk against you in front of your husband/colleagues, as seen in many cases.

Well many bosses are sweet and polite in nature, so the phappay kutni concept doesn't apply to them.

4. Result Fears Increased

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Have you ever seen hilarious notices stuck outside the room window or door at university's faculty offices? Well my own universities has some marvelous teachers, who consider their duty to scare the shit out of students. Has anything like this happened with you?

5. Selfi Stick From Dubai

Memes by Alee / Via Facebook: faakhirmehmood

How about the selfi phobia? Here's a guy trying to show off his new selfi stick techniques. And what he is actually doing is funny actually. The viper that is usually used by house cleaners can be utilized as a selfi stick as well. Well I won't brag about my viper related creative tactics, but I have been using it to catch kite threads or even kites of my neighbors. And yeah, I have been using viper to scare the shit out of lizards and frogs as well.

6. CID Crackers (Papparr)

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You might have heard about a famous TV serial, CID, where Dayya, Abhishek, ASP sahibb and the other crew members are seen dealing with criminal cases. Imagine them marketing this awesome 5 Rs. product, which can be offered as a snack (unless its price is revealed along with its name), to any guest coming to your home, when you have nothing cool to offer them along with a cup of tea. Imagine Dayya breaking a door and saying, "ye len CID Pappar, ab nai packing mein (Take this CID Pappar, now in new packing)". Imagine this in Abhishek's style. Freddy would be doing Salsa dance while promoting this snack. ASP sab will say, "Pata lagao ye kon banata hai (Investigate, who makes it)". Seems a bit funny? No? Ok so here's your deal.

7. Killing Mosquitoes

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Ever wish to murder all these badass mosquitoes? Well I am at the liberty to confess that I was able to murder a torturing mosquito brutally, while I was working on my laptop. Actually why I became angry was quite surprising because I was fully indulged in my thesis project and I was enjoying my hot mug of Green Tea. Suddenly that mosquito came near my ears and started singing, "pani ka bulbula ABC, pani ka bulbula CDE, pani ka bulbula DEF, pani ka bulbula FGH, pani ka bulbula HIJ, pani ka bulbula JKL, pani ka bulbula LMN, pani ka bulbula NOP, pani ka bulbula PQR, pani ka bulbula RST, pani ka bulbula TUV, pani ka bulbula VWX, pani ka bulbula XYZ". Pani ka bulbula means water bubble. Are you actually thinking as if mosquito was that much melodious and I murdered its singing talent? Nopes. It was actually singing, "bheeeeeeeeeen bheeeeeeeeeeen bheeeeeeeeeeeeeen". It made me panic like hell, I saw invisible heat emerging from my nose and ears and suddenly the mosquito was below my nail. Well actually I didn't touch it directly. I applied some Kungfu Hustle tactics. Used a wrapper to kill mosquito.

8. Legal Prayers (Jaiz Namaz)

Umair Jaliawala / Via Facebook: wwwJALIAWALAcom

An image was taken by a famous Pakistani motivational speaker, "Umair Jaliawala", which had a funny message but in serious tone. Apparently it looks sarcastic, yet it was an "on your face" remark for hypocrites using religion for every act that they do.

The image reads as, "Namaz parhen jaiz bijli ki mein, takay apki duain qabul hon". It means in English, "recite prayers in light from legal electricity, so that your prayers should be accepted".

9. Candy Crush Saga

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Usually people are seen playing Candy Crush Saga all the times. They don't bother where they are. Mostly their favorite place is washroom. People want to utilize that time productively, so they start playing 8 ball pool, or candy crush saga, or angry birds. Well I came up with a funny idea and it clicked various minds as well.

10. A Jutt is Known by his Acts

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Have you seen a jutt, walking like a chimpanzee? Well that specific walk is actually called as "Maula Jutt Walk" and a famous dialogue from a Pakistani movie gives a good description. Oye Maulay nu Maula maray, tay Maula Nayyo marda". Sorry my Punjabi skills are dumb as hell, so translating this statement will actually murder the traces of humor present in it.

Well I am the kind of Jutt, who actually isn't a maula jutt type personality. But I do have traces of juttness in me. May be many of you might have these. Imagine eating onions with lunch, as a salad, and dipping cookies or biscuits in tea. Well the worst part is when your cookie is almost halfway dipped into tea and suddenly it falls into it.

11. A Poop Assignment

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Well you might be wondering what such kinda assignment might look like. Actually the assignment is not literally poop but by sense it is, because such kinda assignment is just mere wastage of time for you. You want to say to your teacher, "sir, am I idiot or are you an idiot? The winner of idiotic contest is supposed to hit his head hard on a nearby wall". In case if teacher is a female, then only sir changes to madam, the other feelings remain the same. In common urdu or hindi language, we call it as baaaaatameezi (misbehavior). Real term is badtameezi but we prolong it while uttering it, to show how creative we are.

12. Adventures with Calculator

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Usually calculators are seen as tools for statisticians and Mathematicians. Science students also use them. However, many casio calculators have feature to write few alphabets. You can write many words from those alphabets. What I wrote were, chal bay, acha, bad, dad, sad, saadia, madiha and even fool.

13. White Cock (Kukkar)

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Usually Punjabis sing a song "Chitta Kukkar Banairay Te", at the time of sangeet, or mayoon or mehandi event. Its better to learn punjabi rather than asking from me to translate it in English. Its funny version is available as well... Where a person is warning sajnaa (lover) to stay away from white cock, which is actually sitting on a wall. The kukkar is in full mood to poop so the person is asking his lover to stay away or else kukkar will poop on him. Didnt I say I will spoil punjabi song with my pathetic translation? Well I actually meant it.

14. Awami Naara (National Motto)

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Have you heard various motto statements uttered at various events? Well may be you might not have come across any slogan or motto related to free WIFI. It really hurts like hell when your own WIFI is off due to unavailability of electricity or if the bill is overdue. All of a sudden, if some WIFI sources are searched, they are usually password protected. Some literally name their WIFI as "Virus", some save as "Bitch Please" and some use local urdu terms, "begherto apna internet laga lo (bitches turn on your own internet)". Well whatever the titles might be, we are free WIFI seekers and we scream loudly, "oyeeee wifi chal gaya (yahoo the wifi is on now)". So free Wifi is our right and it has become our national slogan. "Saada haq aithay rakh, te khud tu nass ja, te kadi wapis na ayeen mur ke. Nai te teri naasan che wifi ghusair sattan".

15. Local Conveyance (Donkey Cart)

Saadia Mazhar

You might have seen people riding bikes, motor bikes, rikshaws and Chingchis. Or you might have seen people driving cars, buses, tractors or trucks. Have you seen donkey carts? Its the most commonly available conveyance here in Pakistan. You wont see them on bigger roads, but they don't let you overtake them on two lane roads, because champions are never left far behind. Have you experienced a donkey cart ride with some additional music effects by donkey?

16. Jane Jana Oil Shop

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Have you come across such remarkable, tremendous, mysterious, marvelous and amazing enterprise names? Well I have found the best name for your tea time. Imagine if you have fallen in love with a girl, who got married to your enemy, and your father literally opened an oil shop for you, because you failed to qualify for your matriculation or intermediate level. You found no name for the shop, except the term, "jane jana". Its an urdu term which means beloved in English. Its commonly said to students here in Pakistan. "Beta pehle he bata do. Agar nhe parhna to mechanic bana dete hen logon ki gariyan repair karte rehna". It means, son, tell asap. If you are not willing to study, do let us know. We will make you a mechanic. Keep on repairing cars of people". A girl hears more horrifying threats like, "beta, agar achay number na lye to aglay saal tumharay haath peelay kardiye jaen ge". It means, dear daughter, if you fail to get good marks, then you will get married the next year". Usually a boy doesn't want to work at a mechanic shop and a girl doesn't want to get married, so the threatening trick makes them serious book worms.

17. Oppa Goat Style

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In Pakistan, people usually dress up their cattle with different apparel, when Eid arrives. Kids take goats with them and show these to their friends. People give funny effects to goats. Here you can see a goat wearing Punjab Group of Colleges uniform and tie. Well this goat looks elite in getup because PGC is good at taking fees.