I'm Screamiiing At These Hilarious Tweets From This Week
The Kourtney Kardashian name theory is spot on.
We're bringing back the best tweets of the week. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time, we got you! Here are the best tweets of the last week or so:
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1.
I left my hair straightener at my friends house and he, a straight man, returned it to me like this. He locked it and everything. I didn’t even know there was a lock on it. Hands down the sluttiest thing a man has ever done. pic.twitter.com/zpAd7eiJPO
— niamh (@arealglitterbae) June 20, 2023
2.
when i drink an IPA https://t.co/MyaRVSrGx3 pic.twitter.com/JETd5XsVaX
— Naz (@nazzobetweeting) June 20, 2023
3.
give me 30mg adderall and some goggles and i will find the submarine
— 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫 (@edmsillygoose) June 21, 2023
4.
But I miss screamin and fightin and kissing in the rain and its 2 a.m. and I'm cursin your name so in love that you act insane and thats the way I loved you pic.twitter.com/1HI8yIgXVk
— cole (@juul_survivor) June 20, 2023
5.
I have not stopped talking about the Titanic Submarine. I told some of my coworkers who apparently live under a rock and they were flabbergasted. I felt like a journalist. I had all the facts (from TikTok) pic.twitter.com/8eifKDSegB
— SummerClub (@sumerclub) June 20, 2023
6.
My reaction to seeing people taking Coke the first time pic.twitter.com/hR8lVmZQ3o
— Travis is reloaded (@itscockroachbb) June 21, 2023
7.
what’s wrong babe you’ve hardly touched your crab rangoon elf bar pic.twitter.com/mc46trmUav
— Drewberz (@buddy_ferrara) June 20, 2023
8.
Yoo what should I do 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/9XlBfITcIq
— Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC) June 21, 2023
9.
Me consuming all the titanic submarine content I possibly can for the past 24 hours: pic.twitter.com/Ov52GmRXTA
— Kelley 🌙 (@kelleymcgrathx) June 21, 2023
10.
I love that the weekend looks like when a girl draws a beard on her face for a low budget comedy sketch https://t.co/3due52CpRI
— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) June 20, 2023
11.
me listening to my coworker tell the worst story I've ever heard pic.twitter.com/vCFakaPZxh
— matt (@computer_gay) June 20, 2023
12.
Tom Holland on set watching Zendaya kissing 2 guys pic.twitter.com/SjQc4Ns4GF
— 💫 (@heyjaeee) June 20, 2023
13.
The most perfect meme in history strikes again pic.twitter.com/r1oWjKkzyl
— podcast plagiarism inspector general 🕵🏾♀️ (@writerbxtch) June 20, 2023
14.
tom holland right now https://t.co/1lCuTKqPKD pic.twitter.com/OEm01OeMUp
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) June 20, 2023
15.
when there’s a minor inconvenience pic.twitter.com/0S6H8zFVIX
— professional vibe matcher (@normalarab) June 20, 2023
16.
Kourtney Kardashian is gonna name her baby something stupid has hell to go along with her weirdo new goth adjacent vibe. I predict Skull, or maybe Drumstick. It will be very very bad.
— macklin (@oliveluver) June 19, 2023
17.
My favorite part of the Nicole Kidman AMC ad is when she says “and we go somewhere we’ve never been before” as it cuts to a clip from the 4th Jurassic Park movie pic.twitter.com/fNlBcHrspr
— Cody Dericks (@codymonster91) June 20, 2023
18.
me when I start manually blinking and have to wait for my brain to forget so it goes back to automatic pic.twitter.com/RFQRN2ZYRN
— ian (@ianisuglyyy) June 19, 2023