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Just 17 Amazing Tweets From This Weekend Only

Monica Lewinsky is right about prosecuting mosquitoes.

Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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my friend: hey can i get some advice on something me who got a matching tattoo with a girl on our first and only date: yeah sure

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Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog. Dalmatian

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racoons wake up every day and choose anarchy

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me watching my friends doing coke because i don't do that shit 😂

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My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”

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No one: My brain, fully unable to accept that drafting is supposed to be rough:

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Me singing both Drake and Rihanna’s part on “Take Care”

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emotionally, if the corner of my fitted sheet pops up one more time, i will die

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Go ahead and put “no need to reschedule” on my tombstone

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My sister acts like her own baby just shows up wearing the same thing

Mother captions photo "Unintentionally matching today," as if she didn't dress the baby and herself

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living with your parents is fun cause it’s free except for the small cost of your mental wellbeing

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