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    Just 17 Funny Tweets From This Week

    You know the drill.

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    When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up

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    @KaceyMusgraves When my friends tell me a rumor and I have to act like I didn’t start it

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    Guy in the pickup honking, yelling at woman to move out of the street. She yells back "my dog is shitting, wait a minute!" I ❤️ NY

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    my mom: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner doctors: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner my friends: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner the news: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner me: okay so what im hearing is dunch (dinner lunch) & then a second, darker dinner

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    So coworker received some flowers this morning from a random person, She told her man about it and her man acted quick 😂

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    *battlefield turns into a giant orgy* Cupid: sorry sorry, these are the only type of arrows I have

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    Folding table: *exists* Frat guy off two mikes hard lemonades:

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    One of the kids at my job wrote me a nice lil letter 🙂

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    Astrology Girls will straight up hit you with their car and say “whoops lol, it’s because I’m a caprisun”

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    me: my father went out for cigarettes ten years ago and- sloth dad: *opening door* forgot my wallet

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    me holding back on the good news until it’s fuIIy confirmed

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    murderer: any last words me: are u mad at me

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    My annoying ass being annoying then getting shocked when someone actually gets annoyed.

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    Me: “Look but don’t make it obvious.” My friends:

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