By now, you've probably listened to — or at least heard about — Taylor Swift's new song, "...Ready For It?"
Well, this weekend, she liked Tumblr user @jencita's analysis of the song, which stated that it's about Taylor's rumored boyfriend, Joe Alwyn.
Here are some of the takeaways from the theory, since the post is loooonnnng as hell. The fan had the receipts of when they probably first met:
And that lyric about Taylor's new boyfriend being mature for his age might have been a dig at Calvin:
The line "Touch me and you'll never be alone" is actually about paparazzi, according to @jencita.
Also, Joe could be the one!!! (???!!!)
And, of course, there's some shade sprinkled in:
You can read the full theory that Taylor liked here!
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And since you're here, tell me what you think!!
vote votesIf Taylor liked it, then it must be true!
vote votesNo, I don't think it's true.
vote votesSome things are probably true, and some are a stretch.
vote votesI wholeheartedly do not care.