You know Snoop. Snoop Dogg. Snoop Doggy Dogg. Snoop D-O-double-G. Rapper, legend, icon.
Well, he took to Instagram to share the frustration he had with an Uber Eats delivery driver, who seemingly refused to deliver his food.
Here's what happened.
So I guess Snoop placed his order, and the driver arrived at his house at 10:41 p.m. "I've arrived. I've arrived. Hello," the driver messaged Snoop on the app.
This activated the "8-minute timer" Uber Eats policy, which doesn't let the driver cancel before eight minutes is up.
Snoop, I guess, hadn't answered yet, so the driver texted, "Plz call not sure where to leave your order."
"This is not a safe place," the driver then randomly said. Like, I'm sure Snoop lives in some extravagant mansion???
By the time Snoop answered, though, it was 10:49 p.m., aka eight minutes later, aka the time when the driver can technically cancel the order, which is what probably happened.
Snoop shared the entire exchange on Instagram, saying, "Motherfucker from fucking Uber Eats didn’t bring my fucking food. Talking about he arrived. ‘This is not a safe place.’ Punk motherfucker. Where my food at, n*gga? You got all my goddamn money, punk.”
But honestly, the TIMER is where I think it all went wrong, king. Rule number one of ordering delivery: You wait by your phone for it like a rabid starved animal, the way I do.
We'll never know if Snoop got his food or what it was or how the situation got resolved. It's a great mystery of life. But if Snoop or Uber Eats ever shares or comments on what happened, we'll be sure to update you.
