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you are not a "plant dad". you are a single 29 year-old gay man
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Alright hear me out
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no one: gays trying to use a chair:
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imagine a world without bottoms tho? we’d be ded
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Flirting as gay men is just one-upping each other’s bits until someone has a breakdown.
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Here is a depiction of me on a first date
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Me saying bye to a Grindr hookup I never plan on seeing again in my life
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The gays rolling up to Ptown this week after Pride Month
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Propositioned by a married man last night. Starting to suspect the only difference between gay & straight men is tighter jeans + a good haircut
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me tweeting about white gays even though i am a white gay:
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yeah sure love is love but I’m pretty sure douching ur ass for 2 hours to bottom for a top who you have to double text in order to get a one word response isn’t love, sweetie.
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Little did I know that when I came out as gay that also meant that in ten years I would forget how to speak English and would only speak in memes for the rest of my life
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bridgit mendler getting notifications from random twitter gays asking her to save pop
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gays after one sip of iced coffee
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Gay culture is one massive group text thread for all your friends and several side text threads to talk shit about individual people