Yuuuup, I'm sure you didn't expect to read an article like this today. But you are.
SO! Meta CEO and billionaire Mark Zuckerberg celebrated Memorial Day by doing the Murph Challenge. It's a Memorial Day tradition where you wear a weighted vest and do a bunch of exercises. To commemorate this, Mark posted this selfie on Facebook and Instagram — you know, the platforms he, like, owns:
Some said there's no way his stats are real:
Some had moderate jokes:
