So, as you probably know, Mariah Carey — Songbird Supreme, whistle-note goddess, inventor of Christmas — had a rough time with her New Year's Eve performance.
She addressed the situation briefly with this tweet after the show:
Shit happens 😩 Have a happy and healthy new year everybody!🎉 Here's to making more headlines in 2017 😂
But in her Tuesday interview with Rolling Stone, she elaborated on the non-festive moment, saying, "This was out of my control, and had everything not been such a total chaotic mess, then I would have been able to make something happen."
MC also said, "Even the dancers should have stopped dancing and helped me off the fucking stage."
She went on to say, "It was a mess, and I blame everybody."
But Humbleriah also blamed herself, saying she should have just left after rehearsals.
MC left everyone with one more iconic quote, explaining how it's hard for mortals to understand her struggle: "I wouldn't understand somebody who had a desk job and how to do that. I literally am incapable of being in the real world and surviving."
Literally same, Mimi. 👑
