First thing's first, I need to be clear. I have nothing but the utmost respect for these tantalizing treasures:
Yes, chicken fingers are beautiful.
But they're nothing compared to these bad boys:
I mean, just look at that cheese.
How can anyone sit there and say that these sexy cylinders of cheese aren't superior to boring-ass chicken fingers?
With mozzarella sticks, it's an out-of-body experience.
They bring people together.
Chicken fingers, on the other hand, have secrets.
No one's ever been upset after biting into a mozzarella stick.
Chicken fingers can't relate.
And mozz sticks are just special. They come in different shapes and textures, each with the capability of giving you a foodgasm.
And God help the imbecile who dares to insult mozzarella sticks.
Why? Because you defend the ones you love most.
Especially those who have always been loyal and reliable, when others (*cough cough* CHICKEN FINGERS) weren't.
