Last week, The Howard Stern Show posted this clip of Jennifer Lawrence talking about her experience at Ellen Degeneres' birthday party.
"I was done and went to go see my ride, and my ride wasn't ready to leave yet," she said. "So, I smoked a joint with some rappers."
"Their shit is different. So, I entered a different universe."
At this point, I'm like, "Oh god, what is she going to do?"
"So, I went to the porta pot to go pee. There was a woman there, who was like, 'No, no, no, go ahead!' I was like, 'You were here first. You go!' And she was like, 'No, go!'"
"I'm in the porta pot and I was like 'She's gotta poop. This poor woman's just gotta poop.' So I came out and went up to her was like, 'Look, you gotta poop.' And she was like, 'No, I don't. I don't know why you're saying that.'"
Like at this point, what the hell is even happening?????
"All of a sudden, security is grabbing me because I hadn't realized I am grabbing this woman by the shoulders, shaking her, screaming, 'YOU HAVE TO POOP! YOU HAVE TO POOP!'"
"Security is laughing so hard because he's heard the whole exchange. He's like, 'You can't grab her. But, I agree. She's gotta poop.'"
"The woman finally just started laughing. I was like, 'Just... poop...'"
LOL. Such a Jennifer Lawrence situation. I love it.