LGBTQ·Posted on Oct 7, 201915 Hilarious Gay Tweets From This Week"Gay culture is having tons of exes but never actually dating anyone."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Cody the Friendly Ghost @mistercodester Technically, if a boy ghosts you this month, he's just being festive. 02:16 AM - 02 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. cam @cambamlolz The gay intern at Costar heading to lunch after sending you a push notification calling you a fat piece of shit 07:30 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Mr. Heckles @icannot_not Gays. 05:07 PM - 01 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Ben Yahr @benyahr Gays realizing they won’t be able to wear their short shorts for seven months. 10:43 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. The Holy Spooky Spearit🎃 @weeeelson Gays thinking they’ve made a good argument and ending with ‘but go off’ 05:32 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. sweet daddy-stein 🕷️ @callmedgoodz Everything about this is the hottest thing that’s ever happened to me 04:09 PM - 03 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 𝖏 𝖔 𝖊 🎃 @JXESAID the girls and gays during spooky season fearless and unbothered because we deal with demonic men 24/7 365 days a year 06:22 AM - 01 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Fleetener 🧟♀️🍑 @fleetener my mom when i came out to my dad and he asked "how are you gay if you had girlfriends in middle school?" https://t.co/dyYqJwHZy2 11:19 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ☟ @aolstanaccount I think I've taught my sister too much about gay culture 10:14 PM - 06 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jeff Kasanoff @JeffKasanoff Gay culture is guys mysteriously having tons of exes but never actually dating anyone 02:59 PM - 04 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. GeorgieEEK 👻 @itsgxrgie Asking a gay couple who’s the women or man in the relationship is like asking a vegetarian which vegetable in there salad is the meat 10:12 AM - 06 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking "Hey Nick, when did you know you were gay?" 05:58 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 👻 spooky Dan Massoud 👻 @4dpmass i want a vers gay to be a bottle of two-in-one shampoo for halloween 02:42 AM - 03 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. just a pole @sloppyfemtop Me walking in to a bathroom at the gay bar and seeing two guys blowing each other in the stall, guys doing coke in the other stall, and another guy crying and having an emotional breakdown by the air dryer next to the sink 02:03 AM - 06 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Justin Randall @imjustinrandall Gay culture is hearing your hookup’s Grindr notifications on his phone *while* you’re hooking up 09:08 PM - 04 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Enjoy reading gay tweets? We've got more gay tweet roundups here!