Here Are — Hands Down — The Best Tweets Of The Week

"Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s."

We're bringing back the best tweets of the week. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time, we got you! Here are the best tweets of the last week or so:

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1.

MY FUXKING DAD KEEPS USING THIS PIC IM CRYINGGGG pic.twitter.com/WFJGJ2fvJH

— m☆rvy (@cowboybitchboop) May 23, 2023

@cowboybitchboop / Via Twitter: @cowboybitchboop

2.

me after you pet my dog without asking pic.twitter.com/Jdtp1h204S

— gaut (@0xgaut) May 23, 2023

@0xgaut / Via Twitter: @0xgaut

3.

POV: you just moved into a studio in NYC for $5,000 a month pic.twitter.com/QoNmWm8EYz

— gaut (@0xgaut) May 24, 2023

@0xgaut / Warner Bros. / Via Twitter: @0xgaut

4.

Why would Keke Palmer say this to John Stamos about going to Disney World 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/ndQFhrTqLK

— KNTY 4 NEWS (@HesABrickhouse) May 23, 2023

@HesABrickhouse / Via Twitter: @HesABrickhouse

5.

pic.twitter.com/O76VnnstXJ

— ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) May 23, 2023

@ShitpostGate / @Mormonger / Via Twitter: @ShitpostGate

6.

pic.twitter.com/t3EOmyCKt0

— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) May 23, 2023

@InternetH0F / Via Twitter: @InternetH0F

7.

pic.twitter.com/jztyMXc3H1

— edgar bot (@andafterthatnet) May 23, 2023

@andafterthatnet / Paramount / Via Twitter: @andafterthatnet

8.

someone in my neighborhood has live, laugh, loved for the last time pic.twitter.com/fghgHlorFZ

— Alex Shephard (@alex_shephard) May 22, 2023

@alex_shephard / Via Twitter: @alex_shephard

9.

my old debit card https://t.co/F2HLUyZxuN pic.twitter.com/AWv6KWASrW

— lea chin-sang (@bigfatmoosepssy) May 21, 2023

@bigfatmoosepssy / Via Twitter: @bigfatmoosepssy

10.

Me in the free version: pic.twitter.com/HpRTyz7oH4 https://t.co/eqpVYa3vUJ

— Skinny Legend (@sta_schemin) May 21, 2023

@sta_schemin / The Breakfast Club / Via Twitter: @sta_schemin

11.

when the ghost bartender asks if i want a drink, even though doing so may further my descent into madness and endanger the lives of my wife and child pic.twitter.com/yrS5waUQMH

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) May 21, 2023

@ben_rosen / TNT / Via Twitter: @ben_rosen

12.

when you listening to your favorite song & you waiting for the verse to start pic.twitter.com/mSI0fGwmbZ

— ☪︎ (@luvinfuls) May 20, 2023

Nickelodeon / @luvinfuls / Via Twitter: @luvinfuls

13.

me when i click someones story and its posted 23s ago pic.twitter.com/QfMAcSVQAn

— josh (@idalsaur) May 19, 2023

ESPN / @idalsaur / Via Twitter: @idalsaur

14.

me when a friend asks for advice pic.twitter.com/EoGS0YU6vV

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) May 18, 2023

@adamgreattweet / Via Twitter: @adamgreattweet

15.

*grandma dies in hospital*

doctor: I’m so sorry for your loss

*flatline sound*

charlie puth: that’s a b flat :(

— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) May 24, 2023

@kurtisconner / Via Twitter: @kurtisconner

16.

Love responding to people’s stories pic.twitter.com/8lm3IqTZ5i

— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) May 21, 2023

@veryharryhill / Via Twitter: @veryharryhill

17.

my mom celebrated her 70th birthday by wearing jeels pic.twitter.com/mG1rQZyPqp

— Owen Ellis (@owen______ellis) May 19, 2023

@owen______ellis / Via Twitter: @owen______ellis

18.

if an orca sinks my ship do NOT prosecute him. he caught ME slipping. that is on ME.

— Amy (@lolennui) May 20, 2023

@lolennui / Via Twitter: @lolennui

19.

ever since i was young i knew i wanted to be on the computer

— Grug (@GRUGCEL) May 19, 2023

@GRUGCEL / Via Twitter: @GRUGCEL

20.

Y’all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish pic.twitter.com/lNobASFq10

— faith (@faiththegemini) May 20, 2023

@faiththegemini / Pixar / Via Twitter: @faiththegemini

That's all, folks! And to read more tweets of the week, click here.