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when a homo swirls his iced coffee it’s like a rattlesnake flicking its tail
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lil nas x explaining what the industry baby video will be like to jack harlow
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Lazy tops who don’t help their bottom finish
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ok but how is him being a top relevant
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1) It’s 10 am 2) My photo is on Grindr. You can tell by looking at me the answer is no.
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I didn’t come home last night and my niece asked if I’m going out again tonight so I said yeah and she asked if I’m getting married and I was like what? Did you just make a lesbian joke and how? But she just said “tiktok, stupid.” So now I have that to deal with.
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not disney+ woofing at me
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Jack Harlow in Montero State Prison
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wait!!! i didn’t know! let’s shoot it again! please jack harlow!!! please https://t.co/CJH6v5c8dV
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my boyfriend came out as bisexual and it’s like… stop copying everything i do
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https://t.co/c8iBZwX5lC