LGBTQ·Posted on Aug 17, 202016 Hilarious Gay Tweets From This Week"Hope you and your family are safe..."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bobby Box @bybobbybox Nobody: Bottoms: 06:25 PM - 16 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Justin Randall @imjustinrandall My conservative parents believe I’m “sexually deviant” and it’s hard because like... I am, just not for the reasons you think 04:01 AM - 16 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ً @jinthewrld 11:21 PM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Fel @pop__fiend saw my therapist on Grindr today, what's good? 09:58 PM - 16 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ZNT @ZachNoeTowers Last summer at a pool party a muscle-gay said my hair looked like the color of “unhealthy urine” and then a speedo-gay jumped in to defend me by saying “omg no it doesn’t it just looks like he tried to bleach it but fucked it up.” Being in quarantine is not all bad!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:01 PM - 16 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Pat @BarstoolPAT How my summer was supposed to be pre-Covid 09:33 PM - 16 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. S A M M Y @samuelhmorrison someone i topped in a literal alleyway just texted “hope you & your family are safe” 02:38 AM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Mat @matchu_chutrain Mom can you come pick me up? I went through his likes and now my feelings are hurt 04:42 PM - 14 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. grant 🧔🏻 @urdadssidepiece that’s a little too dark for me 03:03 PM - 14 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 「desp」 @bigracks the two genders 09:42 PM - 11 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Phillip Henry @MajorPhilebrity gays be like “i’m fine” but then Nicest Thing Kate Nash 3:21 ━━━━━━❍── 4:06 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume:▁▂▃▄▅▆▇100% https://t.co/3CcQBPDtqB 05:05 AM - 11 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 🐲 𝙊𝙉𝙐𝙅 @fucksimoncowelI doing this ‘✌🏽 or 👍🏽’ everytime you take pictures is gay culture. I don’t make the rules. 02:28 AM - 17 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. kait 🌈 @sadkxit gay culture is keysmashing and then deleting the keysmash to keysmash again because you don’t like how the gibberish looked the first time 06:13 PM - 10 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. mami(ta) @justcallhermom OnlyFans but I fight random people on the street. OnlyHands 12:26 AM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Rahul Kothari @rahulk013 Nobody: Me texting a guy who has definitely ghosted me: https://t.co/vWMCtb4gLO 05:53 PM - 11 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt Who...told you...my Grindr alias? https://t.co/nkswquGvS3 05:50 AM - 12 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite