Not Joking, These Are The Funniest Tweets Of The Week

    "You come to me on the day of my daughter's buccal fat removal and ask me for a favor?"

    We're bringing back the best tweets of the week. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time, we got you! Here are the best tweets of the week:

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    1.

    The fear that your boyfriend could wake up one day and decide to do stand up

    Twitter: @_haaniyah_

    2.

    today is the only day you can retweet this

    Twitter: @shutupjoeyy / Via NBC

    3.

    Twitter: @Brieyonce / Via @thescumbagdad / tiktok.com

    4.

    Twitter: @tuppaware

    5.

    2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now I've gotta wash everything

    Twitter: @invis4yo / Via FX

    6.

    “I wanna get home before January 3rd” Southwest:

    Twitter: @notcapnamerica / Via Vh1

    7.

    you come to me on the day of my daughters buccal fat removal and ask me for a favor?

    Twitter: @sarahschauer

    8.

    Twitter: @peteypayless

    9.

    dude it's so cool that you're in town. i have 7 minutes between work and a dental appointment if you want to stand inside a parking garage and catch up

    Twitter: @OkButStill

    10.

    A crush is maybe the most renewable energy source in the world

    Twitter: @codinghater

    11.

    the morning dew probably tastes so good if you're a bug

    Twitter: @OneSmolCat

    12.

    Twitter: @damccormick13

    13.

    Twitter: @th3mb0fication

    14.

    Twitter: @meganamram

    15.

    When you don't remember where you parked your car

    Twitter: @invis4yo

    16.

    Friends: “What’s your password?” Me: “It’s my birthday” Friends:

    Twitter: @mickeywon234 / Via Big Idea Entertainment

    17.

    Twitter: @spookyshah

    18.

    Twitter: @llov3n

    That's all, folks! And to read more tweets of the week, click here.